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    WITH THE STRAIGHT POOP ON: Every Imaginable Subject Under the Sun!    
                                                                          
    Why We Say Gesundheit.                Superstitions                   
    How Bowling originated.                  Customs                      
    Why we fold hands to pray.                  Famous Brand Names        
    Why we get a "salary."                         Word Origins           
    Why we "Wish Upon a Star."                        Sports              
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 DR. POOP With The Straight Poop - enhances your log on routine with
 informative, entertaining screens that are totally different from those
 on other BBS'es.

 In your first package, you'll receive 50 Ready-to-Go ANSI Screens, licensed
 to you and your BBS.  In addition, AS A BONUS, you'll receive 25 Christmas
 Holiday Screens - each one dealing with a particular aspect of the Holiday
 season(i.e. How the Christmas Tree Custom Began, Why the Yule Log, Where
 Santa Claus originated, Why Kids Hang up Stockings, etc).

 A new package of 50 will be available every quarter AND HERE'S THE GOOD PART:
 When you make your first DR. POOP Purchase, all purchases from then on
 entitle you to a 10% discount at your pre-frozen rate - -We'll never raise
 the rate YOU PAID for your first package PLUS you'll receive a  15% discount
 on all future Dr. Poop releases.

 So, How Much for your first package of 50 DR. POOP Screens with the BONUS
 of 25 DR. POOP CHRISTMAS Screens?





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                     Yes, Send Me Volume 1 of DR. POOP.

                (I understand I am Entitled to 10% Discount
                     on All Future Releases of DR. POOP)

     NAME
          

     ADDRESS
            

     City                                 State             ZIP
                       

     Home Phone:                            BBS Phone
                           

     BBS
        

     Return this form with your Check in the amount of $17.50 - Dr. Poop
                                                         1.50 - S&H
                                                       
                                                       $19.00 - Total

                   (If you Fax order, also include the above)

     MAKE CHECK PAYABLE TO AND MAIL TO:      Jay Gaines
                                           P.O. Box 830452
                                         Richardson, TX 75083

    CREDIT CARD ORDER:  (Use the following and return to Jay Gaines
                         Or Call BBS America, enter your Credit Card
                         information and receive Immediate Shipment.)
                         Select "A" at Main Menu and on the JAY GAINES &
                         ASSOCIATES Menu, Select M to Enter Credit Card
                         Info.)  DR. POOP will be Mailed the folowing day.

    FAX CREDIT CARD ORDERS:  Complete Form and Fax to 214-680-0848.
                             Order mailed the following Day.

    BBS AMERICA NUMBERS:   214-680-3406  - 9600 bps.
                           214-680-1451  - 9600 bps.
                           817-261-0872  - 9600 bps.
                           214-994-0093  - 9600 bps.
                           214-994-0094  - 9600 bps.
                           214-994-0095  - 9600 bps.

   
     Credit Card:   (Check One)   AMEX_____DISCOVER____M/C_____VISA____

     Your Name
     (As It Appears On Card):
                              

          Credit Card Number: 

             Expiration Date: /

             Your Signature : 

     (A charge of $19.00 [$17.50 + 1.50 S&H] will appear on your next statement
                     to: JOYCE & Associates)


     Thank you for your order and you will be notified when the next package
     of DR. POOP is available.

