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                             Clinton's DOOM
     
Here's what we always wanted to see... Slick Willy's DOOM!  
This modification replaces the Cacodemons of the REGISTERED version 
of DOOM with our favorite president!  

Seriously folks,  It's just a joke!  If you're a Clinton fan, hey, more 
power to ya'.  

DISCLAIMER:     THIS DOOM MODIFICATION SHOULD IN NO WAY BE INTENDED TO 
                INDUCE DESIRES TO KILL, SHOOT, BLUNDER, STAB, FRY, CUT HIS
                HEAD OFF, STICK ONE'S TOUNGUE OUT AT, OR INSULT THE 
                PRESIDENT.  IT IS INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.  
                IF YOU EXPERIENCE ANY OF THE ABOVEMENTIONED DESIRES, IT IS 
                BECAUSE YOU ARE A: A DISGRUNTLED UNEMPLOYED REPUBLICAN, OR B: 
                SICK AND IN NEED OF SERIOUS PSYCHOLOGICAL COUNSELING.  THE 
                CREATOR AND EDITOR OF THIS DOOM MODIFICATION ASSUMES NO 
                RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE ACTIONS OF ANYONE WHO COMES IN ANY 
                CONTACT WITH THIS DOOM MODIFICATION.

Adrian H. Hayes (creator)
ahayes@pacifier.rain.com
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                        Clinton Doom v2.0

        I  have taken the liberty to edit Adrian's version of doom with
Bill Clinton.  I have added a sound patch to spicin' things up and I have 
also made the .bat files a little more easy to execute!!
        Now it is just a one line install and a one line uninstall!  I did
this same thing with Barney doom and that file is called barn3d21.zip.        
Which is Barney 3-D v2.1!!  Check it out also!!

Any questions or comments e-mail at:
                                     teegarde@ucssun1.sdsu.edu

Robbie Teegarden (original editor)
teegarde@ucssun1.sdsu.edu
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For v3.0
Sound translations:  When Clinton sees you he will say in a low deep voice,
                 "You're uglier than Chelsy!"  
    If you kill him he says in a low deep voice... 
                  "Ick! Stupid crime bill!" 
    think about that one for a minute.
                         
                             Clinton Doom v3.0

        I edited the edited version 2.0 by Robbie Teegarden and he had edited 
Adrian's version (you have to give them most of the credit).  I removed the 
paper cut-out effect by painting over some light pixels that made Clinton 
look less real and you may notice how he dies is more interesting...he,he. 
You will see in most frames Bill has a bloody neck, giving this patch about a 
PG-13 rateing. The dieing sound was changed (and has some static I couldn't 
fix) as well as the title picture and I left this text file almost unchanged. 
I improved as much as possible on the graphics.  You can get one of my other 
patches, like the Shoulder Mounted Grenade Laucher version 4.1(grenad41.zip), 
its on America Online and PC-Ohio, well worth the download! Unfortunatly I 
can't give you my e-mail address because I hate junk mail, but I maybe 
reached on American Online or PC Ohio. 

Paul Rogers

