If in Astronomy class you ask the professor if Aldeberon is in Federation space  YMBAT
If the world comes to a standstill when Star Trek is on  YMBAT
If when the phone rings, you say "Open hailing frequencies"  YMBAT
If while being chased by a gang you shouted "one to beam up!"  YMBAT
If you are confronted by urban gang members and respond by shouting "COMPUTER! FREEZE PROGRAM!"  YMBAT
If you are older and have bad dreams about your children getting together, making a circle and chanting "Angel angel, in the sky..."  YMBAT
If you are preparing to test a program that you have worked very hard on and complete the process of starting while saying "Energize..."  YMBAT
If you believe completely in Star Trek's technobabble  YMBAT
If you believe Uhura played an important role in TOS  YMBAT
If you built a complete mockup of the U.S.S Enterprise D in your back yard  YMBAT (If it works I want to be your friend).
If you buy Yarnball Tribbles  YMBAT
If you call Wall Street and ask the going rate for Gold Pressed Latinum  YMBAT
If you call your computer disks "Isolinear Chips"  YMBAT
If you can carry on an intelligent conversation with someone else in Klingonese, you might BOTH be Trekkies. (If you can do it in Romulan your a hopeless case).
If you can describe, in detail, how any component of the Enterprise D works, the technology behind it, which episode it first appeared, and cite specific pages and paragraphs with cross-references from all Trek technical manuals from memory  YMBAT
If you can jump to a given scene in any Trek episode or movie just by looking at the counter on your VCR  YMBAT
If you can quote the Tech Manual from memory  YMBAT
If you can recite all the dialog from all Trek series and movies from memory  YMBAT
If you can write and speak Klingon fluently  YMBAT
If you care about the meaning of YMBAT  YMBAT
If you changed your speedometer from MPH to Warp  YMBAT
If you claim that your religion is IDIC  YMBAT!
If you collect "YMBAT" sayings  YMBAT
If you committed mental suicide when TOS ended  YMBAT
If you could wallpaper an entire room with Trek posters  YMBAT
If you do not use contractions  YMBAT
If you don't believe Kirk is dead  YMBAT
If you don't use money  YMBAT
If you dream in Star Trek  YMBAT
If you edit "You Might Be A Trekkie" lists  YMBAT
If you find youself saying "Make it so!"  YMBAT
If you firmly say "come" when the doorbell rings  YMBAT
If you found YATIs in Star Trek: The Screen Saver  YMBAT
If you get into heated debates about whether Klingons evolved from reptiles or birds  YMBAT
If you greet your friends with "Peace and Long Life"  YMBAT
If you grew a beard because "it seemed to work for Riker"  YMBAT
If you have a shrine to Gene Roddenberry in your house  YMBAT
If you have a TJ Hooker episode list  YMBAT
If you have a Trek message on your home telephone answering machine  YMBAT
If you have any of the cast's albums  YMBAT
If you have Star Trek vanity plates  YMBAT
If you have Star Trek Xmas ornaments on your tree  YMBAT
If you have the Star Trek Mastercard  YMBAT
If you have Trek posters in your washroom  YMBAT
If you have withdrawals during Trek's off season  YMBAT
If you hear Kirk's "fight music" during a final exam  YMBAT
If you insist that Star Trek IS *NOT* FICTION  YMBAT
If you killed your dog testing your home-made transporter  YMBAT
If you know every Trek character, but none of the actors  YMBAT
If you know how Data used profanity in STVII  YMBAT
If you know how fast Warp 9.76 is  YMBAT
If you know how many women Riker has been in bed with on the show  YMBAT
If you know the difference between Trekker and Trekkie  YMBAT
If you know the Enterprise better than Scotty  YMBAT
If you know the exact age of all the Trek characters from all the series in reference to any episode  YMBAT
If you know the NCC numbers of all Federation ships mentioned in all Trek series  YMBAT
If you know the recipe for quadrotriticale soup  YMBAT
If you know the rules to Fizbin  YMBAT
If you know the title, plot, and season of every episode  YMBAT
If you know the worth of a McDonald's Trek Happy Meal box  YMBAT
If you know what YATI, ROTBA and RETCON mean  YMBAT
If you know what YMBAT means  YMBAT
If you know what's going to happen in a cliffhanger resolution  YMBAT
If you know why Bajorans have ridges on their nose  YMBAT
If you live at 1701 Kirk St  YMBAT
If you make Tribbles out of yarn balls  YMBAT
If you mapped the OLX F7 key to TNG List of Lists  YMBAT
If you named your cat "Spot"  YMBAT
If you named your son Wesley  YMBAT
If you own virtually every Trek Book ever written  YMBAT
If you painted "Enterprise 1701D" on the side of your car  YMBAT
If you pull your shirt down every time you stand up  YMBAT
If you pushed Diana Muldaur down an elevator shaft  YMBAT
If you put stardates on your homework assignments  YMBAT
If you re-programmed your Clapper to respond to "Lights"  YMBAT
If you read over 200 Star Trek messages a day  YMBAT
If you recognize all of the re-used footage on Generations  YMBAT!
If you refer to taking out the garbage as "beaming it out"  YMBAT
If you refer to your passenger as "Navigator"  YMBAT
If you refer to yourself as an anomaly  YMBAT!
If you say "credits" instead of "dollars"  YMBAT
If you say "R-r! R-r! R-r!" when your garage door opens  YMBAT
If you scan all Trek related photos into 24bit computer picture files  YMBAT
If you spend all night thinking up "you might be a Trekkie" lines  YMBAT
If you stay up all night going through the RIME Trek echo mail  YMBAT
If you substitute an auto air filter for sunglasses  YMBAT
If you swear in Klingon  YMBAT
If you talk into your mouse  YMBAT
If you tap your chest every time the phone rings  YMBAT
If you think Animated Trek is great drama  YMBAT
If you think Captain Kirk is at NASA's SpaceCamp  YMBAT
If you think Klingons are sexy  YMBAT
If you think lawyers are part of the Borg collective  YMBAT
If you think Ronald Reagan is a Klingon  YMBAT
If you think that NASA "just hasn't got it right yet"  YMBAT
If you think that Target is a Klingon pet shop  YMBAT
If you think the number of O'Brien's pips is important  YMBAT
If you think the space shuttles make noise in space  YMBAT
If you think the world will end if you miss a Trek episode  YMBAT
If you think whales came from outer space  YMBAT
If you think you are Data  YMBAT
If you think you could beat Worf in a fight  YMBAT (No, you're crazy...or dead)
If you think you could take Khan in a fight  YMBAT
If you think you know what Gene Roddenberry really meant  YMBAT
If you think you know what's best for Trek  You Might Be Paramount!
If you tile your bathroom to look like a holodeck  YMBAT
If you took Klingon in college  YMBAT
If you tried to enroll in Star Fleet Academy  YMBAT
If you use Star Trek checks  YMBAT
If you use your telescope to search for the Enterprise  YMBAT
If you wake up at 6AM to read RIME Star Trek mail  YMBAT
If you walk into an elevator and expect a voice interface  YMBAT
If you want to have a character's baby  YMBAT
If you want to have a part in Star Trek  YMBAT
If you watch a rerun of Star Trek on a first date  YMBAT
If you wear a uniform and ears to a Trek convention  YMBAT
If you wear pointy sideburns  YMBAT
If you were insulted by William Shatner's "Get A Life" skit  YMBAT
If you won't wear red for "safety reasons"  YMBAT
If you worry about Warp Drive Formulae  YMBAT
If you write Star Trek fiction  YMBAT
If you wrote in Picard/Riker in your 93 ballot  YMBAT
If you'll suffer through anything if it's Trek  YMBAT
If you're experiencing Pon Farr  YMBAT
If you're hiding in a bomb shelter from the Eugenic Wars  YMBAT
If you've affixed a Starfleet decal to your portable cellular telephone  YMBAT
If you've ever accidentally parked your car in a dry dock  YMBAT
If you've ever called anyone a P'tach  YMBAT
If you've ever done business according the Ferengi laws of Acquisition  YMBAT
If you've ever dreamed about crashing a Klingon Warbird in the Atlantic  YMBAT
If you've ever greeted a friend with "Qapla"  YMBAT
If you've ever prayed to Kahless the Unforgettable  YMBAT
If you've ever wondered if an F-14 Falcon ever got engaged with a Klingon  YMBAT
If you've ever wondered if Joe DiMaggio could beat Buck Bokai  YMBAT
If you've tried the Vulcan Neck Pinch during a fight  YMBAT
If your bedbugs are Tribbles  YMBAT
If your blood is Vulcan green  YMBAT
If your microwave is cosmetically altered to look like a replicator  YMBAT
If your office is decorated with Star Trek memorabilia  YMBAT
If your preferred transportation is Shuttlecraft  YMBAT
If your washroom floods and ruins more than 3 Trek posters  YMBAT
If, when frustrated, you yell "I'm Capt. Kirk!"  YMBAT
