
Attention all jokemeisters,

Do you know a good joke or two?  I'm looking for submissions to include
in my new book entitled Frank Jokes.  I am the development manager on 
a new book project for Simon & Schuester publishing. Simon & Schuester 
is responsible for the fastest number 1 non-fiction book, The Way
Things Ought to Be, by Rush Limbaugh. America needs a great new joke
book, can you include one of yours?

Here are a few examples of jokes that I am looking for.


Did you know that in the State of Texas woman call Pre-Menstual 
Syndrome FTS.

That stands for Fixen Ta Start.


What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Pee Wee Herman?
Richard Pryor kept working after his stroke.


Any kind of joke is acceptable, regardless of it's length.  I'm 
looking for all kinds jokes.  If your submission is used in the book
you will receive credit as an contributing author. This is something
that other joke books do not do.  If you feel you have a funny joke, and
would like to see your name in print.  Send all your jokes to me now!
Time is the key here, I'm looking to have the book finished by 
early 1993.  


Sincerely,
Robert E. Waring



Send all jokes to       Robert E. Waring
                        Simon & Schuester/Prentice Hall
                        11711 N. College Ave
                        Carmel, IN 46032


If your submission is to be included in the book, you will be contacted  
by mail or phone, so please include your name, address, city, st, zip, and 
phone number on all correspondance.


