

The limerick packs laughs anatomical,
Into space that is quite economical.
  But the good ones I've seen
  So seldom are clean, 
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.


"I need new sneakers, too much tripping, my soul is wearing thin."

When I was one-and-twenty
  I heard a wise man say,
  "Give crowns and pounds and guineas
  But not your heart away.
  
"When in doubt -- you've probably have had too much advice."  

"Software/Hardware -- if it ain't broke, it'll be outdated in a few months."

