
Say What?!
by Ray Koziel
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MEMO
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From: CEO
To: Vice Presidents

Next Wednesday at 1:00PM there will be an eclipse of the sun over
this area.  This is a phenomenal event which occurs only once in
several years.  Notify all managers and have them arrange for all
employees to gather on the Company lawn and inform them of the
occurrence of this phenomenon.  In the event of rain, cancel the day's
observation and assemble in the auditorium to see a film about the
sun. 
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MEMO
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From: Vice President
To: Directors

By order of the CEO, an eclipse of the sun will appear over the
Company lawn next Wednesday at 1:00PM.  If it rains, cancel the day's
work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we will
show films: a phenomenal event which occurs once in several years.
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MEMO
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From: Director
To: General Managers

By order of the phenomenal CEO, at 1:00PM next Wednesday, an eclipse
of the sun will appear in the auditorium.  In case of rain over the
Company lawn, the CEO will give another order, something which occurs
only once in several years.
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MEMO
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From: General Manager
To: Project Leaders

Next Wednesday at 1:00PM the CEO will appear in the auditorium with
his son, something that happens only once in several years.  If it
rains, the CEO will cancel all work and order us all out to our
phenomenal Company lawn.
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MEMO
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From: Project Leader
To: Staff

When it rains next Wednesday at 1:00PM over the company lawn, the
phenomenal CEO, who is several years old, will cancel all work and
appear before all employees in the auditorium accompanied by his son.
                                                                {RAH}
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Ray Koziel is a systems programmer/analyst for a consulting firm in
Atlanta.  Since Ray has started contributing to RAH, his wife has
become more at ease now that he has a new target for his weird sense
of humor.

