
RAH Distribution System:
(Sites bearing the <contrib> designation will accept your
 contributions and forward them to the editors.)
(All these systems would be good places to find sysops with a sense
 of humor...seemingly a rarity these days.)

The Puffin's Nest       Pasadena, MD.       Sysop: Dave Bealer
FidoNet> 1:261/1129       (410) 437-3463       16800 (HST/Dual)
SailNet> 53:5000/1129     <contrib>
Current RAH Issue (text format):      FReq: RAH
Current RAH Issue (Readroom format):  FReq: RAHR
Back Issues of RAH: (text)            FReq: RAHyymm.ZIP
          (RAH9209.ZIP for premiere issue)
Back Issues of RAH: (Readroom)        FReq: RAHyymmR.ZIP
          (RAH9302R.ZIP and later only)
Complete Writers Guidelines:  FReq: RAHWRITE 
Complete Distributor Info:    FReq: RAHDIST

>> We interrupt this distributor list to bring you this month's
   Taglines.  Don't tell your friends, let them figure it out 
   for themselves.  <<

--- Taglines Seen Around the Nets

Teach kids the value of a dollar, give them a dime.

These cookies don't taste anything like girl scouts!

Dogs come when you call.  Cats have answering machines.

Pardon me, the cheese slipped off my cracker for a moment.

WARNING: Do NOT look into laser with remaining eyeball.

Chicken Suki-Yaki - the last living kamikaze pilot.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop eating.

Lions 10, Christians 0

Scotty, beam me to the Bahamas.

Resistance is useless!  (If < 1 ohm)

...at least the doctors find me fascinating...

A day without sunshine is like night.

I am Wesley of Borg.  Even THEY don't like me!

I am Geordi of Borg.  I still can't get any women.

I am Riker of Borg.  Prepare to be stared at intensely.

This message transmitted on 100% recycled photons.

Second childhood?  Who said I ever intended to leave the first.

Feminist bookstores have no humor section.

Styrofoam is shipped in ground-up environmentalists.

Respect you in the morning?  I don't respect you now!

You've wasted a great chance to remain silent.

"Trouble with grammar have I, yes!"  - Yoda

Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.

...parsley, sage, rosemary, strychnine.

There's a sucker born again every minute.

You have the right to remain silent... USE IT!

Redundancy: a politician with an airbag in his car.

Fishing Rod: hook at one end and fool at the other.

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

Cattle in orbit - the herd shot round the world.

Did you a take a shower?  There seems to be one missing.

Learn bomb disposal at home.  Send $29.95 to...

Star Trek: Deep Space 90210

Kinky: using feathers.  Perverted: using whole chickens.

I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem!

Be kind to your neighbor.  He knows where you live.

I see that your second lobotomy took hold.

I used to be indecisive - now I'm not so sure.

I'll have the turtle soup - and make it snappy!

I would be Stranger in Paradise than I am here at home.

Jurassic Park II: Barney Goes Off His Medication

Odo called; he'll be over after he changes.

I drive a mussel car - with overhead clams.

Do not disturb - already quite disturbed.

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.

Me...a skeptic?  I trust you can prove that.

I didn't do it, and I can justify it all the way!

I only wrote the thing.  I don't have to understand it.

"Why do you hang around with that sadist?"  "Beats me!"

If Jesus was Jewish, why does he have a Mexican name?

Washington, D.C.  26 square miles surrounded by reality.

"I said a BUD LIGHT."  - Joan d'Arc

Not so much lemming in my tea, please.

My best feature?  I would say my overwhelming humility.

I spilled spot remover on my dog.  Now he's gone.

This thread has a lot of potential for yarns.

USER ERROR: replace user and press any key to continue.

On the next Geraldo: was Gertrude Stein a Vogon?

Dyslexic Christian sells soul to Santa - film at 11.

You can name your own salary here - I call mine Fred.

I haven't killed anyone yet, help me keep it that way.

Jesus saves sinners...and redeems them for valuable prizes.

I don't think we're in Star Fleet anymore, Odo.

Don't think of it as dying, think of it as NO MORE TAXES!

Be patient, evolution isn't finished with us yet.

Every absurdity has a champion to defend it.

A flashlight is a case for storing dead batteries.

I brake for figments of my imagination.

Boy: a noise with dirt on it.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?

With fronds like that, who need anemones?

If there were no golf balls, how would we measure hail?

Never judge a book by its movie.

Madness takes its toll.  Please have exact change.

My genetics experiment ate my homework.

Never anger a dragon for you are crunchy and go well with Brie.

A penny for your thought.  $20.00 to act it out.

A miser is hard to live with, but makes a fine ancestor.

I'm not dead, I'm metabollically challenged.

Life is very hard for those who expect it to be easy.

Fac meam diem.  - Clintus Estvoodicus

Dr. Pavlov!  Your dogs just ate the Avon lady!

Here, have some hot buttered goat clusters.

Epub - books that don't burn.

Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than ordinary ignorance.

What color is a chameleon in a mirror?

He's mostly dead, Jim.  Get Miracle Max.

A fool and his money are sysop material.

Not tonight, dear.  I have an attitude.

I modem, but they grew back.

Too err is human.  To moo, bovine.

Oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good.

Odo, is there any more jello in the fridge?  Odo?  Odo!?
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RAH Gateway Systems:

Pooh's Corner           Fells Point, MD.    Sysop: Mark Truelove
FidoNet> 1:261/1131       (410) 327-9263       14400 (V.32bis)
RBBSnet> 8:936/206     FilNet> 33:410/0     CandyNet> 42:1031/1
<contrib>

007LZ                   Southfield, MI.     Sysop: Gary Groeller 
FidoNet> 1:120/636        (313) 569-4454       14400 (V.32bis) 
W-Net_fts> 66:636/1   CrossNet> 73:400/0     SOGNet> 91:91/2

H*A*L                   Muskogee, OK.       Sysop: Lloyd Hatley
FidoNet> 1:3813/304       (918) 682-7337       14400 (V.32bis)
RFNet> 73:102/1       RANet> 72:918/21       LuvNet> 77:101/1
DoorNet> 75:7918/205      <contrib>
 
The Shop Mail Only      Flushing, NY.       Sysop: Steve Matzura
FidoNet> 1:2603/203       (718) 460-0201       14400 (V.32bis)
ADAnet> 94:7180/1     JayNet> 17:99/100     WorldNet 62:4400/200  
MusicNet.FTN> 88:8001/12     <mail only - no BBS)

Cyberdrome              Philadelphia, PA.   Sysop: Mike Taylor 
FidoNet> 1:273/937        (215) 923-8026       14400 (V.32bis) 
PodsNet> 93:9600/2          <contrib>

Abiogenesis             Kansas City, MO.    Sysop: Scott Lent
FidoNet> 1:280/310        (816) 734-4732       14400 (V.32bis)
VirNet> 9:103/110      MailNet> 20:416/310   SuperNet> 43:1315/102

Datanet BBS       Voorschoten, Netherlands  Sysop: Ed Bakker
FidoNet> 2:281/101         31-71-617784        14400 (V.32bis)
Digital-Net> 15:200/512   MomNet> 71:2000/2

SoftCom Online          Istanbul, Turkey    Sysop: Tolga Yurderi
FidoNet> 2:430/1          90-1-2572790         16800 (HST/Dual)
GlobalNet> 52:9000/1    IntlNet> 57:90/1      HiTNeT> 102:1001/5

The Vision BBS          Keflavik, Iceland   Sysop: Jon Karlsson
FidoNet> 2:391/20         354-2-14626          14400 (V.32bis)
IceInet> 354:2/10

Incredible BBS          Burleson, TX.       Sysop: Don Teague
FidoNet> 1:130/82         (817) 447-2598       14400 (HST/Dual)
USPolNet> 30:603/103

Worlds Imagined BBS     Ormond Beach, FL.   Sysop: Richard Miller
FidoNet> 1:130/82         (904) 677-9562       14400 (V.32bis)
USPolNet> 30:300/217    ITCnet> 85:881/756     VNET> @1904369

RAH Official Distribution Sites:

-= AUSTRALIA =-
   Northern Territory
Images Unlimited      Darwin     3:850/110   61-89-41-1630   V.32bis

   Victoria
The Flying Circus     Highett    3:635/555   61-3-888-8846   V.32bis

-= BELGIUM =-
Proteus/2             Brussels   2:291/711   32-2-3752539    V.32bis

-= CANADA =-
   Ontario
Typecast BBS          Kingston   1:249/107   (613) 545-9148  V.32bis
Echo Valley           Vanier     1:243/26    (613) 749-1016  HST

-= ICELAND =-
The Vision BBS        Keflavik   2:391/20    354-2-14626     V.32bis

-= NETHERLANDS =-
BIB Aalten            Aalten     2:283/401   31-54-3774203   V.32bis
BBS Sussudio          Denhaag    2:281/517   31-70-3212177   HST/Dual
Midkemia BBS          Denhaag    (MomNet)    31-70-3361872   V.32bis
TouchDown             Hoofddorp  2:280/401   31-2503-24677   HST/Dual
Bommel's BBS          Schiedam   2:285/800   31-10-4700939   V.32bis
Pleasure BBS          Utrecht    2:281/705   31-30-934123    V.32bis
Datanet BBS          Voorschoten 2:281/101   31-71-617784    V.32bis

-= PORTUGAL =-
The Mail House II     Loures     2:362/29    351-1-9890140   V.32bis

-= SAUDI ARABIA =-
MidEast Connection    Riyadh     (NoFido)    966-1-4410075   V.32bis

-= SLOVENIA =-
R.I.S.P.              Ljubljana  2:380/103   38-61-199400    V.32bis

-= TURKEY =-
SoftCom Online        Istanbul   2:430/1     90-1-2572790    HST/Dual

-= UNITED STATES =-
   Alabama
J & J Online          Chickasaw  1:3625/440  (205) 457-5901  V.32bis
Digital Publ. Assoc   Birmingham (NoFido)    (205) 854-1660  V.32bis

   California
InfoMat BBS           San Clemente (P&BNet)  (714) 492-8727  HST/Dual
Automation Central    San Jose   1:143/110   (408) 435-2886  V.32bis
The Software Station  Saugus     1:102/1106  (805) 296-9056  V.32
Marin County Net      Sausalito  1:125/55    (415) 331-6241  HST/Dual

   Connecticut
ModemNews Express     Stamford   (P&BNet)    (203) 359-2299  V.32bis

   Florida
Ruby's Joint          Coral Gables (P&BNet)  (305) 856-4857  V.32bis
The Software Cuisine  Miami      1:135/57    (305) 642-0754  V.32bis
Worlds Imagined BBS   Ormond Beach 1:3623/10 (904) 677-9562  V.32bis
Flamingo Ventures     Pensacola  1:3612/320  (904) 478-7716  V.32bis

   Hawaii
Casa de la Chinchilla  Honolulu  (NoFido)    (808) 845-1303  HST/Dual

   Idaho
Phantasia BBS         Boise      1:347/25    (208) 939-2530  V.32bis

   Illinois
The Crossroads BBS    Chicago    1:115/743   (312) 587-8756  HST/Dual
The Loonatic Fringe   Elk Grove  1:115/542   (708) 290-8877  V.32

   Indiana
Digicom               Evansville 1:2310/200  (812) 479-1310  HST/Dual

   Maryland
Wit-Tech              Baltimore  1:261/1082  (410) 256-0170  V.32bis
Outside the Wall      Baltimore  1:261/1093  (410) 665-1855  V.32
The File Exchange   Cockeysville 1:2617/104  (410) 628-7243  HST/Dual
Pooh's Corner        Fells Point 1:261/1131  (410) 327-9263  V.32bis
Robin's Nest         Glen Burnie (P&BNet)    (410) 766-9756  V.32
The Puffin's Nest     Pasadena   1:261/1129  (410) 437-3463  HST/Dual

   Michigan
007LZ                 Southfield 1:120/636   (313) 569-4454  V.32bis

   Mississippi
Ranch & Cattle South  Columbus   (NoFido)    (601) 328-6486  V.32bis

   Missouri
Abiogenesis           Kansas City 1:280/310  (816) 734-4732  V.32bis

   New Mexico
High Mesa Publishing  Los Lunas  1:301/1     (505) 865-8385  V.32
Paula's House of Mail Los Lunas  1:301/301   (505) 865-4082  HST

   New York
The Shop Mail Only    Flushing   1:2603/203  (mail only)     V.32bis
The Wall-2        Middle Village 1:278/612   (718) 335-8784  HST/Dual
Computers & Dreams    New York   (NoFido)    (212) 888-6565  V.32bis
ASB                  Ronkonkoma  (NoFido)    (516) 471-8625  V.32bis
Dome Ideas BBS        Yonkers    1:272/104   (914) 968-2205  HST

   Ohio
Village Online   Yellow Springs  1:110/210   (513) 767-7896  V.32bis

   Oklahoma
H*A*L                 Muskogee   1:3813/304  (918) 682-7337  V.32bis

   Oregon
Bitter Butter Better  Tigard     1:105/290   (503) 620-0307  V.32

   Pennsylvania
Cyberdrome            Philadelphia 1:273/937 (215) 923-8026  V.32bis 
Milliways             Pittsburgh   1:129/179 (412) 766-1086  HST/Dual

   Texas
Sunlight Thru Shadows  Addison   (P&BNet)    (214) 620-8793  V.32bis
Incredible BBS        Burleson   1:130/82    (817) 447-2598  HST/Dual

   Utah
Vital Signs           Midvale    1:311/20    (801) 255-8909  V.32bis

   Virginia
Pen & Brush       Burke          (P&BNet)    (703) 644-5196  V.32bis
Data Empire       Fredericksburg 1:274/31    (703) 785-0422  V.32bis
Flying Dutchman   Newport News   1:271/237   (804) 595-9383  V.32bis
The Time Machine  Newport News   1:271/236   (804) 599-6401  HST/Dual

   Washington
Spokane Online        Spokane    1:346/20    (509) 327-8540  V.32bis
Dragon's Cave         Tacoma     1:138/198   (206) 752-4160  V.32bis

   Wisconsin
The First Step BBS    Green Bay  1:139/540   (414) 499-0659  V.32bis

=====================================================================

Although not official RAH distributors, the following large 
commercial systems carry RAH.  (Uploaded by the editor himself.)

 Channel 1             Cambridge, MA.   (617) 354-8873   (Readroom)

 EXEC-PC               Elm Grove, WI.   (414) 789-4210   (Readroom)
   
 SPACE                 Menlo Park, CA.  (415) 323-4193

 Software Creations    Clinton, MA.     (508) 368-4137

