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        ALPHABET SOUP

"So good it must be synful!"

Ingredients: ABC, EDTA, PABA,
DDT, NSS, CRF, SKAT, BHA, BHT,
DES, DEA, FBI, KGB, CIA, KSP,
BCI, IRS, KRS, MEK, RPI, ACRO,
EDB, SAE 10W-40, IUPAC, WCTU,
ACLU, AAUP, API, UDIPTA, KKK,
BAN, BAM, PAM, DOD, DOE, HUD,
EPA, OSHA, FDIC, FSLIC, USA,
CSA, TNT, TNB, RAM, ROM, REM,
RUM, DOS, MOV, MBA, Polysorbate
160, FD&C Red #7, FD&C Yellow
#27, FD&C Green #62, FD&C
Fuschia #2, SOS, DOA, natural
and artificial flavorings, and
water sufficient for processing.

  The Synthetic Foods Corp
       1/2 Fast Road
     Ritner, KY  42639

