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===================  Movies  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Major League II (1994) * (PG)                  [HBO 6-8pm     ] [  Comedy]
         Cleveland's new coach whips his lackluster baseball players
         into winning shape. With: Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger,
         Corbin Bernsen. CC, Stereo.  PG: language
Zooman (1995) (NR)                             [SHOW 6-7:40pm ] [   Drama]
         The Brooklyn father of a slain girl appeals to the media
         when witnesses refuse to come forward. With: Louis Gossett
         Jr., Charles Dutton, C.C.H. Pounder. Premiere.  NR: adult
         situations, language, violence
I Remember Mama (1948) *** (NR)                [AMC 6-8:30pm  ] [   Drama]
         A writer recalls her Norwegian mother and family in
         circa-1900 San Francisco. With: Irene Dunne, Barbara Bel
         Geddes, Oscar Homolka. Premiere.  NR
Housekeeping (1987) ** (PG)                    [BRV0 6-8pm    ] [   Drama]
         A kooky long-lost aunt joins two girls in post-World War II
         Washington state. With: Christine Lahti, Sara Walker,
         Andrea Burchill.  PG: adult situations, language
I'll Do Anything (1994) ** (PG-13)             [MAX 6-8pm     ] [ Romance]
         An actor tries to find work, date two women and please his
         bratty 6-year-old daughter. With: Nick Nolte, Whittni
         Wright, Albert Brooks. CC, Stereo, Premiere.  PG-13: adult
         situations, language, nudity
Grease (1978) *** (PG)                         [TBS 6:05-8:05p] [ Musical]
         Nice Sandy and greaser Danny try to be like each other in
         their 1950s high school. With: John Travolta, Olivia
         Newton-John, Stockard Channing.  PG: adult situations,
         language
Kingfish: A Story of Huey P. Long (1995) (NR)  [TNT 6-8pm     ] [Biograph]
         The charismatic Louisiana politician goes from governor in
         1928 to U.S. senator assassinated in 1935. With: John
         Goodman, Matt Craven, Anne Heche.  NR
Hans Christian Andersen (1952) ** (NR)         [DISN 6:30-8:30] [Children]
         The Danish cobbler woos a ballerina and writes fairy tales
         like ``Thumbelina'' and ``The Ugly Duckling.'' With: Danny
         Kaye, Jeanmaire, Farley Granger.  NR
Tom Jones (1963) **** (NR)                     [ENCR 7-9:30pm ] [  Comedy]
         Fielding's foundling hero romps through 18th-century
         England to the sound of a harpsichord. Oscars for best
         picture, director Tony Richardson. With: Albert Finney,
         Susannah York, Hugh Griffith.  NR
Maid for Each Other (1992) * (NR)              [LIFE 7-9pm    ] [  Comedy]
         A widow used to luxury keeps house for a fussy singer,
         whose slain ex-husband they find in a closet. With: Dinah
         Manoff, Nell Carter, Garrett Morris.  NR
Undercover Blues (1993) ** (PG-13)             [TMC 7-8:35pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Ex-spies try to stop an international terrorist ring and
         take care of their new baby. With: Kathleen Turner, Dennis
         Quaid, Fiona Shaw. Stereo.  PG-13: adult situations,
         language, violence
The Phantom of the Opera (1962) ** (NR)        [SFIC 7-9pm    ] [  Horror]
         An acid-scarred composer has his dwarf helper bring an
         opera singer to his London sewer hide-out. With: Herbert
         Lom, Heather Sears, Thorley Walters.  NR
Citizen X (1995) (NR)                          [HBO 8-9:45pm  ] [   Drama]
         Russian police-detective Viktor Burakov spends eight years
         tracking serial killer Andrei Chikatilo. With: Stephen Rea,
         Donald Sutherland, Max von Sydow. CC, Stereo.  NR: adult
         situations, language, violence
Philadelphia (1993) *** (PG-13)                [SHOW 8-10:05pm] [   Drama]
         Fired by his firm, a lawyer with AIDS fights back in court
         with help from his lawyer. With: Tom Hanks, Denzel
         Washington, Jason Robards. CC, Stereo.  PG-13: adult
         situations, language
Toy Soldiers (1991) ** (R)                     [MAX 8-10pm    ] [Action-A]
         Colombian drug terrorists hold a Virginia prep school
         hostage; some of the rowdier boys fight back. With: Sean
         Astin, Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan. CC, Stereo.  R: adult
         situations, language, nudity, violence
Where the Boys Are (1960) ** (NR)              [TBS 8:05-10pm ] [  Comedy]
         College coeds hit the beach with sporting Ivy Leaguers on
         spring break in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. With: Dolores Hart,
         George Hamilton, Yvette Mimieux.  NR
The Hunter (1980) * (PG)                       [TNT 8-10pm    ] [   Drama]
         Modern bounty hunter Ralph ``Papa'' Thorson hunts fugitives
         for a bail bondsman. With: Steve McQueen, Eli Wallach,
         Kathryn Harrold.  PG: adult situations, violence
Ghostbusters II (1989) *** (PG)                [DISN 8:30-10:3] [  Comedy]
         Now the parapsychologists are trying to rid New York of
         stress-related pink slime. With: Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd,
         Sigourney Weaver. CC.  PG: adult situations, language
The Long Voyage Home (1940) **** (NR)          [AMC 8:30-10:30] [   Drama]
         Merchant seamen drink, dodge U-boats and rescue a
         shanghaied Swede. With: John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell, Ian
         Hunter.  NR
Curacao (1993) ** (R)                          [TMC 8:35-10:10] [Suspense]
         Hidden pasts catch up to an ex-sea captain and an ex-CIA
         agent on an island in the West Indies. With: George C.
         Scott, William Petersen, Julie Carmen. Stereo, Premiere.
          R: language, nudity, violence
Ben-Hur (1959) **** (G)                        [ENCR 9:30-1:15] [   Drama]
         An enslaved Jewish prince meets his Roman betrayer in a
         chariot race. Oscars for best picture, director William
         Wyler, actor Heston, supporting actor Hugh Griffith. With:
         Charlton Heston, Jack Hawkins, Stephen Boyd. CC, Stereo.
          G: violence
Firestarter (1984) ** (R)                      [USA 9:30-11:30] [  Horror]
         Quasi-federal agents hunt a man who can bend minds, and his
         daughter who can start fires by staring. From the Stephen
         King novel. With: David Keith, Drew Barrymore, George C.
         Scott.  R: language, violence
Straight Time (1978) *** (R)                   [BRV0 10-12am  ] [   Drama]
         Harassed by his parole officer and despite his new
         girlfriend, an ex-convict slips back into armed robbery.
         With: Dustin Hoffman, Theresa Russell, Gary Busey.  R:
         language, nudity, violence
Forever (1992) * (R)                           [TMC 10:10-11:4] [Suspense]
         A music-video wonder boy moves into a villa haunted by Mary
         Miles Minter and other Hollywood legends. With: Sally
         Kirkland, Sean Young, Keith Coogan.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity, violence
The Blob (1958) ** (NR)                        [TNT 10-11:50pm] [Scifi-Fa]
         Formless red slime lands in Pennsylvania and engulfs
         people; teens try to warn scoffing adults. With: Steve
         McQueen, Aneta Corseaut, Earl Rowe.  NR
The Hindenburg (1975) ** (PG)                  [WGN 10:30-1am ] [   Drama]
         A German security officer finds a bomb on the zeppelin as
         it prepares to dock at Lakehurst, N.J., on May 6, 1937.
         With: George C. Scott, Anne Bancroft, William Atherton.
          PG: violence
I Remember Mama (1948) *** (NR)                [AMC 10:30-1am ] [   Drama]
         A writer recalls her Norwegian mother and family in
         circa-1900 San Francisco. With: Irene Dunne, Barbara Bel
         Geddes, Oscar Homolka. Premiere.  NR
Judicial Consent (1994) ** (NR)                [HBO 11-12:45am] [Suspense]
         A judge has an affair with a law clerk and is framed for
         the murder of her colleague. With: Bonnie Bedelia, Will
         Patton, Dabney Coleman. CC, Stereo.  NR: adult situations,
         language, nudity
Lush Life (1993) *** (R)                       [SHOW 10:50-12:] [ Musical]
         A terminally ill trumpeter joins his saxophonist pal for
         his final show, attended by New York's top jazz musicians.
         With: Jeff Goldblum, Forest Whitaker, Kathy Baker. Stereo.
          R: adult situations, language, nudity
Strike a Pose (1993) ** (R)                    [MAX 11-12:30am] [Suspense]
         A killer stalks a Los Angeles police detective and a
         photographer amid the glamour of the underground fashion
         scene. With: Robert Eastwick, Michelle Lamothe, Margie
         Peterson.  R: adult situations, language, nudity, violence
The Phantom of the Opera (1962) ** (NR)        [SFIC 11-1am   ] [  Horror]
         An acid-scarred composer has his dwarf helper bring an
         opera singer to his London sewer hide-out. With: Herbert
         Lom, Heather Sears, Thorley Walters.  NR
Cujo (1983) *** (R)                            [TBS 11-1am    ] [  Horror]
         A big dog bitten by a rabid bat traps a Maine mother and
         son in their Ford Pinto. From the Stephen King novel. With:
         Dee Wallace, Danny Pintauro, Daniel Hugh-Kelly.  R:
         language, violence
Hansel and Gretel (1987) ** (NR)               [DISN 11:40-1:0] [Children]
         A witch locks a woodcutter's children in her gingerbread
         house. From the brothers Grimm tale. With: Hugh Pollard,
         Nicola Stapleton, Cloris Leachman. Stereo.  NR
Pumpkinhead (1988) ** (R)                      [TMC 11:45-1:15] [  Horror]
         An old woman summons a grotesque figure to punish teen-age
         dirt bikers for killing a man's son. With: Lance Henriksen,
         Jeff East, John DiAquino.  R: adult situations, language,
         nudity, violence
Monstroid (1980) * (R)                         [TNT 11:50-1:45] [  Horror]
         Something comes out of a lake and kills villagers in
         Colombia. With: Jim Mitchum, John Carradine, Anthony
         Eisley.  R: violence
Sketch Artist (1992) *** (R)                   [USA 11:30-1:30] [Suspense]
         The face a murder witness describes to a police artist is
         that of the police artist's wife. With: Jeff Fahey, Sean
         Young, Drew Barrymore. Stereo.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity, violence

===================  Sports  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ===================

NBA Basketball/Orlando Magic at Chicago Bulls  [WGN 6:30-9pm  ] [Basketba]
         Orlando Magic at Chicago Bulls.
Boxing/Bobby Czyz vs. Tim Tomashek, Heavyweight[ESPN 6:30-8:30] [  Boxing]
         Bobby Czyz vs. Tim Tomashek, Heavyweights.  From West
         Orange, N.J. Czyz (41-6, 26 KOs) battles Tomashek (48-11,
         17 KOs) meet in the 10-round main event.
College Hockey/NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifi[ESPN2 6:30-9:3] [  Hockey]
         NCAA Tournament, Regional Semifinal.  From Madison, Wis.
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Eas[PRIME 7-9pm   ] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, East Regional: Second Semifinal.  From
         Storrs, Conn.
Golf/The Players Championship, Second Round    [USA 7-9pm     ] [    Golf]
         The Players Championship, Second Round.  From Ponte Vedra,
         Fla.
College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, East or Mid[CBS 8-10:30pm ] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, East or Midwest Regional Semifinal.  From
         East Rutherford, N.J., or Kansas City, Mo.
Baseball Tonight                               [ESPN 8:30-9pm ] [Baseball]
Sports Tonight                                 [CNN 9-9:30pm  ] [   Other]
SportsCenter                                   [ESPN 9-10pm   ] [   Other]
Racing Today                                   [FAM 9-9:30pm  ] [  Racing]
State of the Sport: Voices Against Violence    [PRIME 9-9:30pm] [   Other]
NHL Tonight                                    [ESPN2 9:30-10p] [  Hockey]
XII Pan-Am Games Update                        [PRIME 9:30-10:] [   Other]
         From Argentina.
SpeedWeek                                      [ESPN 10-10:30p] [  Racing]
Yachting/America's Cup, Challenger/Defender Sem[ESPN2 10-12am ] [    Boat]
         America's Cup, Challenger/Defender Semifinal Six.  From San
         Diego.
NCAA Tournament Special                        [ESPN 10:30-11p] [Basketba]
Great Sports Vacations                         [PRIME 10:30-11] [   Other]
Calling All Sports                             [CNN 11-11:30pm] [   Other]
         Anchor Vince Cellini. (Call-in)
Tennis/Lipton Championships, Second Men's Semif[ESPN 11-12:30a] [  Tennis]
         Lipton Championships, Second Men's Semifinal.  From Key
         Biscayne, Fla.
Soccer/Italian League Highlights               [PRIME 11-12am ] [  Soccer]
         Italian League Highlights.
Sports Latenight                               [CNN 11:30-12am] [   Other]

===================  Series  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Unsolved Mysteries                             [NBC 6-7pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Medium claims to be able to channel great artists; fugitive
         who bilked Denver retirees is apprehended; a waitress's
         disappearance.
VR.5/Love and Death                            [FOX 6-7pm     ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Love and Death.  Sydney (Lori Singer) saves a suicidal
         Committee employee, then learns he is an assassin.
Roc                                            [BET 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
Mystery Science Theater 3000/Viewer's Choice   [CMDY 6-8pm    ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Viewer's Choice.  Viewers' votes determine the episode to
         air.
Evening Shade/The Hole Story                   [FAM 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The Hole Story.  A hole in a bedroom wall looks like Abe
         Lincoln.
Quantum Leap/Permanent Wave: June 2, 1983      [SFIC 6-7pm    ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Permanent Wave: June 2, 1983.  As a Beverly Hills
         hairstylist in 1983, Sam must save his girlfriend's son,
         who witnessed a pharmacist's murder next door.
Murder, She Wrote/Sudden Death                 [USA 6-7pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Sudden Death.  Jessica inherits part of a pro football
         team, but the owner's murder convinces her there's more
         roughness off the field.
Sister, Sister/Scrambled Eggs                  [ABC 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Scrambled Eggs.  A school assignment on family planning
         marries the twins to two guys.
Comicview                                      [BET 6:30-7pm  ] [  Comedy]
Evening Shade/Harlan Deals-A-Meal              [FAM 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Harlan Deals-A-Meal.  Harlan fibs about his weight loss to
         Richard Simmons.
Step by Step/The Ice Cream Man Cometh          [ABC 7-7:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The Ice Cream Man Cometh.  Cody's surrogate father (John
         Astin) wants to sky-dive without a parachute.
The X-Files/Firewalker                         [FOX 7-8pm     ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Firewalker.  Scientists studying an erupting volcano meet
         mysterious demises.
Rescue 911                                     [FAM 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Crash traps ultralight pilot; rattlesnake bites 3-year-old;
         teen inhales butane and fabric sealant; dog falls 80 feet
         into storm drain.
Dynasty/Virginia Reels                         [FX 7-8pm      ] [   Drama]
         Virginia Reels.  Sable tells Blake why she had his lake
         searched; Adam accosts Virginia; Dex attacks Adam; Zorelli
         finds a map Gibson had.
On Our Own/Girl Talk                           [ABC 7:30-8pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Girl Talk.  The Jerricos' pretty boarder makes Josh's
         girlfriend jealous.
Mary Tyler Moore/A Girl Like Mary              [NICK 7:30-8pm ] [  Sitcom]
         A Girl Like Mary.  Mary and Sue Ann audition for a
         newscaster's job.
Homicide: Life on the Street/See No Evil       [NBC 8-9pm     ] [   Drama]
         See No Evil.  The detectives must take sensitivity
         training; Felton's friend plans to assist his terminally
         ill father's (Wilford Brimley) suicide.
Politically Incorrect                          [CMDY 8-8:30pm ] [  Comedy]
In Living Color                                [FX 8-8:30pm   ] [  Comedy]
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 8-8:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
Taxi/Scenskees From a Marriage                 [NICK 8-8:30pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Scenskees From a Marriage.  Simka must have an affair after
         Latka is unfaithful.
In Living Color                                [FX 8:30-9pm   ] [  Comedy]
         ``Oprah''; ``Rhythmless Nation''; ``Men on Art.''
Taxi/Scenskees From a Marriage                 [NICK 8:30-9pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Scenskees From a Marriage.  The selection of Simka's lover
         relies on fate.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 8:30-9pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Jeff Cesario; Rodney Johnson; Thea Vidale.
Kojak                                          [WOR 9-10pm    ] [   Drama]
Law & Order/Conduct Unbecoming                 [A&E 9-10pm    ] [   Drama]
         Conduct Unbecoming.  Stone and Schiff fight with a vice
         admiral over jurisdiction in the death of a woman officer
         during a drunken party.
Roc                                            [BET 9-9:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
Max Headroom/Dream Thieves                     [BRV0 9-10pm   ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Dream Thieves.  When a dream bank's patient dies, his
         dreams are aired on television.
Kids in the Hall                               [CMDY 9-9:30pm ] [  Comedy]
Designing Women/The Woman Who Came to Sugarbake[LIFE 9-9:30pm ] [  Sitcom]
         The Woman Who Came to Sugarbaker's.  A seance convinces
         Julia's former schoolmistress (Pat Carroll) to stay.
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 9-9:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
Twilight Zone/Five Characters in Search of an E[SFIC 9-9:30pm ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Five Characters in Search of an Exit.  Five are trapped in
         a huge cylinder.
Duckman/Married Alive                          [USA 9-9:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Married Alive.  Duckman suspects Baron Von Dillweed is up
         to no good.
Simon & Simon/Second Swell                     [WGN 9:30-10:30] [Crime-My]
         Second Swell.  A.J. must protect his high-school sweetheart
         from the killer they helped imprison 15 years earlier.
         Directed by Gerald McRaney.
Rescue 911                                     [FAM 9:30-10pm ] [   Drama]
Designing Women/The Lying Game                 [LIFE 9:30-10pm] [  Sitcom]
         The Lying Game.  Carlene cross-dresses to understand a beau
         who dresses in drag.
Tales From the Darkside/The False Prophet      [SFIC 9:30-10pm] [  Horror]
         The False Prophet.  A woman hears conflicting prophecies.
Hardcore TV                                    [HBO 10-10:30pm] [  Comedy]
         Adult comedy sketches.
Emmanuelle: The Series/Emmanuelle's Revenge    [MAX 10-11pm   ] [        ]
         Emmanuelle's Revenge.  Man lusts for exotic temptress.
Quantum Leap/Permanent Wave: June 2, 1983      [SFIC 10-11pm  ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Permanent Wave: June 2, 1983.  As a Beverly Hills
         hairstylist in 1983, Sam must save his girlfriend's son,
         who witnessed a pharmacist's murder next door.
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam                [HBO 10:30-11pm] [  Comedy]
         Freddie Ricks; Joe Recca; Courtney Gee; Cedric the
         Entertainer; host Ricky Harris.
Kids in the Hall                               [CMDY 10:30-11p] [  Comedy]
Charles in Charge                              [WOR 11-11:30pm] [  Sitcom]
Saturday Night Live/James Woods                [CMDY 11-12am  ] [  Comedy]
         James Woods.  Host James Woods; musical guest Don Henley.
Unsolved Mysteries                             [LIFE 11-11:30p] [Crime-My]
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 11-11:30pm] [  Comedy]
         Jeff Cesario; Rodney Johnson; Thea Vidale.
Features/Pulp Fiction                          [E! 11:30-12am ] [Intervie]
         Pulp Fiction.  Quentin Tarantino and cast of the
         Oscar-nominee ``Pulp Fiction.''
It's Garry Shandling's Show/The Morning After  [LIFE 11:30-12a] [  Sitcom]
         The Morning After.  Garry sees on video what he did at a
         party the night before.

==================  Specials  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ==================

Behind the Scenes: ER                          [E! 6-7pm      ] [        ]
         A wild gurney ride takes a camera behind the scenes of a
         hit medical show.
Under Scrutiny With Jane Wallace               [FX 6-6:30pm   ] [    News]
Flix Oscar Preview                             [VH1 6-6:30pm  ] [        ]
Greatest Moments in Spring Break History       [MTV 6:30-7pm  ] [        ]
Naked Cafe                                     [VH1 6:30-7pm  ] [        ]
         Toni Braxton; Simple Minds; Bob Seger; Bon Jovi.
Spring Break Rocks                             [MTV 7-8pm     ] [        ]
Zooman: One Voice Against Violence             [SHOW 7:40-8pm ] [        ]
         Movie dissects inner-city violence.
The Coltrane Legacy                            [BRV0 8-9pm    ] [Document]
         Performance footage profiles influential jazz saxophonist
         John Coltrane.
Invitation to the Oscars                       [E! 8-9pm      ] [        ]
         The Academy Awards preview features the nominees.
Chillin' With the Wiez                         [MTV 8:30-9pm  ] [   Music]
         Host Pauly Shore.
Sound fX                                       [FX 9-10pm     ] [        ]
         Music videos.
Watch It                                       [NICK 9-9:30pm ] [Lifestyl]
         Collectible watches based on classic television shows.
Exit 57                                        [CMDY 9:30-10pm] [  Comedy]
Singled Out                                    [MTV 9:30-10pm ] [        ]
MST 3K Oscar Preview                           [CMDY 10-10:30p] [  Comedy]
         Hosts Crow and Tom Servo.
Girls Night Out/Joan Rivers: Abroad in London  [LIFE 10-11pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Joan Rivers: Abroad in London.
Beauty and the Beach                           [MTV 10-10:30pm] [        ]
Celine Dion: The Colour of My Love             [DISN 10:30-11:] [        ]
         The singer performs with Peabo Bryson and Clive Griffin at
         Theatre Capitole in Quebec.
Stephanie Hodge: Shut Up, I'm Talking          [SHOW 10:15-10:] [  Comedy]
         The comedian performs in Hollywood.
Spring Break Rocks                             [MTV 10:30-11:3] [        ]
The Making of the Academy Awards               [E! 11-11:30pm ] [        ]
         Examines the production of the event.
Spring Break Talent Show                       [MTV 11:30-12am] [        ]

================  Infotainment  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ================

Biography/Orson Welles                         [A&E 6-7pm     ] [Biograph]
         Orson Welles.  Orson Welles directs ``Citizen Kane'' at 25
         but never again equals its success.
Shipwrecks/Search for the Silver Fleet         [DISC 6-6:30pm ] [ Science]
         Search for the Silver Fleet.  Exploring a shipwreck
         embedded in the sea floor.
Miracle Planet/Patterns in the Air             [TLC 6-7pm     ] [Historic]
         Patterns in the Air.  Land becomes fertile as an ozone
         layer forms; deforestation drastically alters the global
         climate.
Pirates/The Gift of Piracy                     [DISC 6:30-7pm ] [Historic]
         The Gift of Piracy.  Between 1690 and 1722 Atlantic piracy
         thrives.
Investigative Reports/Shot by a Kid            [A&E 7-8pm     ] [Document]
         Shot by a Kid.  Violence among youth; Arizona curfew;
         Chicago turf battles; metal detectors in New York schools.
Spirit of Survival/Texas City Explosion!       [DISC 7-7:30pm ] [Document]
         Texas City Explosion!.  The Grandcamp explodes in Texas
         City harbor, killing 600.
Miracle Planet/Riddles of Sand & Ice           [TLC 7-8pm     ] [Historic]
         Riddles of Sand & Ice.  Dramatic climate changes affect the
         planet; scientists study a potential ice age.
Fields of Armor/The Quick and the Dead         [DISC 7:30-8pm ] [Document]
         The Quick and the Dead.  U.S. tanks defeat Iraq's
         Republican Guard in the Gulf War.
Ancient Mysteries/Mysteries of the Bible: King [A&E 8-9pm     ] [Historic]
         Mysteries of the Bible: King David: Poet Warrior.  In Ein
         Gedi, Bethlehem and Jerusalem, scholars trace the life of
         David.
Hunters/Dawn of the Dragons                    [DISC 8-9pm    ] [  Nature]
         Dawn of the Dragons.  Crocodiles and alligators change
         little since the days of dinosaurs.
Miracle Planet/Home Planet                     [TLC 8-9pm     ] [Historic]
         Home Planet.  People try to rectify damage caused by
         deforestation, depletion of fossil fuels and pollution of
         ocean and atmosphere.
Shipwrecks/Search for the Silver Fleet         [DISC 9-9:30pm ] [ Science]
         Search for the Silver Fleet.  Exploring a shipwreck
         embedded in the sea floor.
Miracle Planet/Patterns in the Air             [TLC 9-10pm    ] [Historic]
         Patterns in the Air.  Land becomes fertile as an ozone
         layer forms; deforestation drastically alters the global
         climate.
Pirates/The Gift of Piracy                     [DISC 9:30-10pm] [Historic]
         The Gift of Piracy.  Between 1690 and 1722 Atlantic piracy
         thrives.
Showtime Extra/Philadelphia                    [SHOW 10:05-10:] [Document]
         Philadelphia.  ``Philadelphia.''
Biography/Orson Welles                         [A&E 10-11pm   ] [Biograph]
         Orson Welles.  Orson Welles directs ``Citizen Kane'' at 25
         but never again equals its success.
Spirit of Survival/Texas City Explosion!       [DISC 10-10:30p] [Document]
         Texas City Explosion!.  The Grandcamp explodes in Texas
         City harbor, killing 600.
Miracle Planet/Riddles of Sand & Ice           [TLC 10-11pm   ] [Historic]
         Riddles of Sand & Ice.  Dramatic climate changes affect the
         planet; scientists study a potential ice age.
Fields of Armor/The Quick and the Dead         [DISC 10:30-11p] [Document]
         The Quick and the Dead.  U.S. tanks defeat Iraq's
         Republican Guard in the Gulf War.
Investigative Reports/Shot by a Kid            [A&E 11-12am   ] [Document]
         Shot by a Kid.  Violence among youth; Arizona curfew;
         Chicago turf battles; metal detectors in New York schools.
Hunters/Dawn of the Dragons                    [DISC 11-12am  ] [  Nature]
         Dawn of the Dragons.  Crocodiles and alligators change
         little since the days of dinosaurs.
Miracle Planet/Home Planet                     [TLC 11-12am   ] [Historic]
         Home Planet.  People try to rectify damage caused by
         deforestation, depletion of fossil fuels and pollution of
         ocean and atmosphere.

====================  Talk  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ====================

Washington Week in Review                      [PBS 6-6:30pm  ] [        ]
Pozner/Donahue                                 [CNBC 6-6:30pm ] [        ]
Barbara Walters: Interviews of a Lifetime      [LIFE 6-7pm    ] [        ]
         Shelley Long; Sylvester Stallone.
Week in Rock/Spring Break Edition              [MTV 6-6:30pm  ] [        ]
         Spring Break Edition.
Equal Time                                     [CNBC 6:30-7pm ] [        ]
Dateline NBC                                   [NBC 7-8pm     ] [        ]
Firing Line Debate/Resolved: We're Suing Oursel[PBS 7-9pm     ] [        ]
         Resolved: We're Suing Ourselves to Death.  Michael Kinsley
         moderates a debate over lawsuits, with William F. Buckley
         Jr., Peter Huber, Michael Horowitz, Edwin Weisl, Alan
         Dershowitz, Steven Pegalis, Thomas Moore and Pamela
         Gilbert.
Rivera Live                                    [CNBC 7-8pm    ] [        ]
Larry King Live                                [CNN 7-8pm     ] [        ]
Talk Soup Weekend                              [E! 7-8pm      ] [        ]
20/20                                          [ABC 8-9pm     ] [        ]
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 8-9pm    ] [        ]
Showbiz Today                                  [CNN 8:30-9pm  ] [        ]
Charlie Rose                                   [PBS 9-10pm    ] [        ]
         Brooke Shields; Douglas McGrath; Thelma Golden.
Real Personal                                  [CNBC 9-9:30pm ] [        ]
Howard Stern                                   [E! 9-9:30pm   ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
The Tonight Show                               [NBC 9:35-10:35] [        ]
         Siskel & Ebert.
Nightline                                      [ABC 9:35-10:05] [        ]
Howard Stern                                   [E! 9:30-10pm  ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
Washington Week in Review                      [PBS 10-10:30pm] [        ]
Rivera Live                                    [CNBC 10-11pm  ] [        ]
News Week in Review                            [E! 10-11pm    ] [        ]
Late Night With Conan O'Brien                  [NBC 10:35-11:3] [        ]
         Model Gabrielle Reece; Andy Pargh, the gadget guru.
Back Chat                                      [FX 10:30-11pm ] [        ]
The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder             [CBS 11:05-12:0] [        ]
         Former Special Forces Commander Richard Marcinko.
Firing Line Debate/Resolved: We're Suing Oursel[PBS 11-1am    ] [        ]
         Resolved: We're Suing Ourselves to Death.  Michael Kinsley
         moderates a debate over lawsuits, with William F. Buckley
         Jr., Peter Huber, Michael Horowitz, Edwin Weisl, Alan
         Dershowitz, Steven Pegalis, Thomas Moore and Pamela
         Gilbert.
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 11-12am  ] [        ]

===================  Crafts  Fri Mar-24 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Hometime/Establishing a New Lawn               [ABC 6-6:30pm  ] [Home and]
         Establishing a New Lawn.  Planting sod; fertilization.
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