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What's On Tonite! (TM) is a free, daily electronic publication of TV
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===================  Movies  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ===================

The Great Elephant Escape (1995) (NR)          [ABC 6-8pm     ] [Action-A]
         An American boy and a Kenyan boy protect an orphan
         baby-elephant from poachers in Africa. With: Stephanie
         Zimbalist, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Frederick M'Cormac. CC,
         Stereo, Premiere.  NR
My Girl 2 (1994) ** (PG)                       [HBO 6-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         An undertaker's teen-age daughter visits her uncle to learn
         about her mother in 1974 Los Angeles. With: Anna Chlumsky,
         Dan Aykroyd, Jamie Lee Curtis. CC, Stereo, Premiere.  PG:
         adult situations, language
Tin Soldier (1995) (NR)                        [SHOW 6-7:40pm ] [Scifi-Fa]
         A toy knight turns into a man and helps a shy boy adjust to
         life in inner-city Los Angeles. With: Jon Voight, Trenton
         Knight, Ally Sheedy.  NR
Going My Way (1944) **** (NR)                  [AMC 6-8:15pm  ] [ Musical]
         Singing Father O'Malley bails out crusty Father Fitzgibbon.
         Oscars for best picture, director Leo McCarey, actor
         Crosby, supporting actor Fitzgerald. With: Bing Crosby,
         Barry Fitzgerald, Rise Stevens. CC.  NR
Dragonslayer (1981) *** (PG)                   [A&E 6-8pm     ] [Scifi-Fa]
         A sorcerer's apprentice reluctantly inherits the task of
         slaying a fire-breathing dragon. With: Peter MacNicol,
         Caitlin Clarke, Ralph Richardson.  PG: nudity, violence
The Getaway (1994) ** (R)                      [MAX 6-8pm     ] [Action-A]
         An explosives-expert thief and his wife cross a crime lord
         and are chased to the Mexican border. With: Alec Baldwin,
         Kim Basinger, Michael Madsen. CC, Stereo.  R: adult
         situations, language, nudity, violence
Hitler: The Whole Story (1977) *** (NR)        [DISC 6-8pm    ] [Document]
         The Nazi dictator emerges in footage set to commentary by
         Joachim C. Fest, author of ``Hitler.''  NR
Dad, the Angel & Me (1995) (NR)                [FAM 6-8pm     ] [Scifi-Fa]
         An angel helps a girl adjust to a life without her mother
         and with her father in Los Angeles. With: Judge Reinhold,
         Stephi Lineburg, Alan King. CC, Stereo.  NR
Choices of the Heart: The Margaret Sanger Story[LIFE 6-8pm    ] [Biograph]
         Based on the nurse who founded the birth-control movement
         in the United States. With: Dana Delany, Rod Steiger, Henry
         Czerny.  NR
Shocker (1989) * (R)                           [SFIC 6-8pm    ] [  Horror]
         Dreams link a police detective's son to a killer TV
         repairman made worse by the electric chair. With: Michael
         Murphy, Peter Berg, Mitch Pileggi.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity, violence
Big Jake (1971) ** (PG)                        [TBS 6:05-8:05p] [ Western]
         A rancher's wife summons him home to hunt down the outlaw
         and gang who kidnapped his grandson. With: John Wayne,
         Richard Boone, Maureen O'Hara.  PG: violence
Fletch Lives (1989) ** (PG)                    [USA 6-8pm     ] [  Comedy]
         Reporter Fletch inherits his aunt's Louisiana plantation
         and wakes up in bed with a dead lawyer. With: Chevy Chase,
         Hal Holbrook, Julianne Phillips. Stereo.  PG: adult
         situations, language
The Rescuers Down Under (1990) *** (G)         [DISN 6:30-8pm ] [Children]
         Cute mice save a boy and an eagle from a hunter in
         Australia. Animated. Voices: Bob Newhart, Eva Gabor, John
         Candy. CC, Stereo.  G
Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) *** (PG)           [BRV0 7-9pm    ] [   Drama]
         A top major-league pitcher devotes himself to a
         simple-minded catcher dying of Hodgkin's disease. With:
         Robert De Niro, Michael Moriarty, Vincent Gardenia.  PG:
         adult situations, language, nudity
Kramer vs. Kramer (1979) **** (PG)             [ENCR 7-9pm    ] [   Drama]
         A New York adman fights for his son after his wife walks
         out. Oscars for best picture, director Robert Benton, actor
         Hoffman, supporting actress Streep. With: Dustin Hoffman,
         Meryl Streep, Justin Henry.  PG: adult situations
The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993) * (R)     [TMC 7-8:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Car-wash owners sell lingerie on cable TV to raise the cash
         they need to fight a condo developer. With: Kristi Ducati,
         Suzanne Browne, Neriah Napaul. Stereo.  R: adult
         situations, language, nudity
A Few Good Men (1992) *** (R)                  [SHOW 7:40-10pm] [   Drama]
         A Navy lawyer defends two Marines accused of killing a
         private at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. With: Tom Cruise, Jack
         Nicholson, Demi Moore. CC, Stereo.  R: adult situations,
         language, violence
Sniper (1993) ** (R)                           [MAX 8-9:45pm  ] [Action-A]
         A lone Marine sharpshooter goes on a Panama mission with a
         Washington bureaucrat used to paper targets. With: Tom
         Berenger, Billy Zane, J.T. Walsh. CC, Stereo.  R: language,
         violence
Rio Lobo (1970) *** (G)                        [TBS 8:05-10pm ] [ Western]
         Two Confederates and a postwar Union colonel show folks how
         to clean up their town. With: John Wayne, Jennifer O'Neill,
         Lilia del Valle.  G
Secrets of the Bermuda Triangle (1977) ** (G)  [TNT 8-10pm    ] [Document]
         The topic is lost ships and planes in a 440,000-square-mile
         area off the Florida coast.  G
Come Back, Little Sheba (1952) *** (NR)        [AMC 8:15-10pm ] [   Drama]
         A housewife and her alcoholic husband rent a spare room to
         a pretty student. With: Burt Lancaster, Shirley Booth,
         Terry Moore.  NR
Night Rhythms (1992) * (R)                     [TMC 8:30-9:55p] [Suspense]
         Framed for murder, a talk-radio host enters a sordid world
         to prove his innocence. With: Martin Hewitt, Sam Jones,
         Deborah Driggs. Stereo.  R: adult situations, language,
         nudity, violence
Point of No Return (1993) ** (R)               [HBO 9-10:50pm ] [Suspense]
         A drug-addicted punk escapes death row when a government
         agent offers to turn her into a hit woman. With: Bridget
         Fonda, Gabriel Byrne, Dermot Mulroney. CC, Stereo.  R:
         adult situations, language, violence
Hear My Song (1991) *** (R)                    [BRV0 9-11pm   ] [ Romance]
         An outcast Liverpool nightclub manager tries to win back
         his sweetheart by booking a long-lost Irish tenor. With:
         Ned Beatty, Adrian Dunbar, Shirley Anne Field.  R:
         language, nudity, violence
Hitler: The Whole Story (1977) *** (NR)        [DISC 9-11pm   ] [Document]
         The Nazi dictator emerges in footage set to commentary by
         Joachim C. Fest, author of ``Hitler.''  NR
Butterflies Are Free (1972) *** (PG)           [ENCR 9-11pm   ] [   Drama]
         A San Francisco hippie frees her blind neighbor from his
         fussy mother. Best supporting Oscar for Eileen Heckart.
         With: Goldie Hawn, Edward Albert, Eileen Heckart.  PG:
         adult situations, language
Zapped Again! (1990) * (R)                     [USA 9-11pm    ] [Scifi-Fa]
         A high-school teen in the science club rediscovers the
         formula for telekinetic powers. With: Todd Eric Andrews,
         Kelli Williams, Reed Ruby. Stereo.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity
Billy Bathgate (1991) ** (R)                   [WGN 9:30-11:30] [   Drama]
         An upstart guards a sexpot for gangster Dutch Schultz in
         1930s New York. With: Dustin Hoffman, Nicole Kidman, Loren
         Dean.  R: adult situations, language, nudity, violence
A Raisin in the Sun (1961) **** (NR)           [DISN 9:30-11:4] [   Drama]
         Proud members of a Chicago family argue over a $10,000
         insurance windfall. From the Lorraine Hansberry play. With:
         Sidney Poitier, Claudia McNeil, Ruby Dee. CC.  NR: adult
         situations
Going My Way (1944) **** (NR)                  [AMC 10-12:15am] [ Musical]
         Singing Father O'Malley bails out crusty Father Fitzgibbon.
         Oscars for best picture, director Leo McCarey, actor
         Crosby, supporting actor Fitzgerald. With: Bing Crosby,
         Barry Fitzgerald, Rise Stevens. CC.  NR
Dragonslayer (1981) *** (PG)                   [A&E 10-12am   ] [Scifi-Fa]
         A sorcerer's apprentice reluctantly inherits the task of
         slaying a fire-breathing dragon. With: Peter MacNicol,
         Caitlin Clarke, Ralph Richardson.  PG: nudity, violence
Dangerous Touch (1993) * (R)                   [MAX 9:45-11:30] [Suspense]
         An ex-convict lures a radio sex therapist into a web of
         revenge and murder. With: Lou Diamond Phillips, Kate
         Vernon. CC, Stereo.  R: language, nudity, violence
Who's the Man? (1993) * (R)                    [TMC 9:55-11:25] [   Drama]
         Two Harlem barbers score well on a multiple-choice police
         exam and use their badges to expose a ruthless developer.
         With: Ed Lover, Doctor Dre, Badja Djola. CC, Stereo.  R:
         adult situations, language, violence
Shocker (1989) * (R)                           [SFIC 10-12am  ] [  Horror]
         Dreams link a police detective's son to a killer TV
         repairman made worse by the electric chair. With: Michael
         Murphy, Peter Berg, Mitch Pileggi.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity, violence
Overlords of the UFO (1974) * (NR)             [TNT 10-12am   ] [Document]
         The topic is flying saucers and related subjects, including
         aliens and cattle mutilations.  NR
Next of Kin (1989) ** (R)                      [SHOW 10:30-12:] [   Drama]
         A Chicago policeman and his rural-Kentucky brother hunt a
         mob enforcer for killing their brother. With: Patrick
         Swayze, Liam Neeson, Adam Baldwin. CC, Stereo.  R: adult
         situations, language, violence
Mayerling (1969) ** (PG)                       [ENCR 11-1:15am] [ Romance]
         Austrian Emperor Francis Joseph's son, Rudolf, has a tragic
         love for Baroness Marie Vetsera. With: Omar Sharif,
         Catherine Deneuve, James Mason.  PG: adult situations
California Hot Wax (1992) * (R)                [TBS 11-12:45am] [  Comedy]
         Motorists line up at a hot-wax carwash where sun lovers
         work in style and not much else. With: Gloria Nelson, Jody
         Bradley, Sharon Caine.  R: language, nudity
Pick-Up Summer (1981) * (R)                    [USA 11-1am    ] [  Comedy]
         High-school rivals play pinball, chase girls, offend
         bikers. With: Michael Zelniker, Carl Marotte, Karen
         Stephen.  R: adult situations, language, nudity
The Story of Robin Hood and His Merrie Men (195[DISN 11:40-1:0] [Action-A]
         Friar Tuck, Little John, Maid Marian and the rest help the
         forest outlaw fight the sheriff of Nottingham. With:
         Richard Todd, Joan Rice, Peter Finch. CC.  PG: violence
Red Rock West (1993) *** (R)                   [HBO 11:20-1am ] [   Drama]
         A drifter from Texas drives to Wyoming and meets a
         bartender who wants him to kill his wife. With: Nicolas
         Cage, Dennis Hopper, Lara Flynn Boyle. CC, Stereo.  R:
         adult situations, language, nudity, violence
Bang the Drum Slowly (1973) *** (PG)           [BRV0 11:30-1:3] [   Drama]
         A top major-league pitcher devotes himself to a
         simple-minded catcher dying of Hodgkin's disease. With:
         Robert De Niro, Michael Moriarty, Vincent Gardenia.  PG:
         adult situations, language, nudity
Beach Babes From Beyond (1993) * (R)           [MAX 11:30-12:5] [  Comedy]
         Three curvy aliens mingle with locals after landing by
         spaceship off the California coast. With: Joe Estevez, Don
         Swayze, Joey Travolta. Stereo.  R: language, nudity
Menace II Society (1993) *** (R)               [TMC 11:25-1:05] [   Drama]
         Crime, education and hope boil the mind of a teen-ager in
         the Watts section of Los Angeles. With: Tyrin Turner, Jada
         Pinkett, Vonte Sweet. CC, Stereo.  R: language, violence

===================  Sports  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ===================

NBA Off the Court                              [BET 6:30-7pm  ] [Basketba]
         Host Ahmad Rashad.
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Mid[ESPN 7:30-9:30] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, Midwest Regional Final.  From Des Moines,
         Iowa.
XII Pan-Am Games Update                        [PRIME 8-12am  ] [   Other]
         From Argentina.
NHL Hockey/Detroit Red Wings at Vancouver Canuc[ESPN2 8:30-11:] [  Hockey]
         Detroit Red Wings at Vancouver Canucks.
Sports Tonight                                 [CNN 9-9:30pm  ] [   Other]
SportsCenter                                   [ESPN 9:30-10pm] [   Other]
NBA Off the Court                              [BET 10-10:30pm] [Basketba]
         Host Ahmad Rashad.
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Wes[ESPN 10-12am  ] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, West Regional Final.  From Los Angeles.
White Shadow/Coolidge Goes Hollywood           [NICK 10-11pm  ] [   Other]
         Coolidge Goes Hollywood.  Coolidge is cast in a Carver
         production of ``A Streetcar Named Desire,'' but takes TV
         series role instead.
This Week in Motor Sports                      [WGN 11:30-12am] [  Racing]
         Host Doc Riley.
NHL Tonight                                    [ESPN2 11:30-12] [  Hockey]

===================  Series  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Crossing the Line    [CBS 6-7pm     ] [ Western]
         Crossing the Line.  A cave-in traps scab miner Matthew,
         bringing Sully to the rescue; Loren refuses credit to
         striking miners, prompting a boycott of his store.
Empty Nest/Stand by Your Man                   [NBC 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Stand by Your Man.  Interruptions frustrate Laverne's
         relationship with a doctor.
Cops                                           [FOX 6-6:30pm  ] [Crime-My]
         Los Angeles: suspect apparently on PCP; man is suspected of
         robbing a jewelry store.
Charlie's Angels/Lady Killer                   [TNT 6-7pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Lady Killer.  The head (Hugh O'Brian) of a magazine empire
         calls the Angels when he thinks a rival publisher is
         killing his centerfold models.
Mommies/My Roof, My Rules                      [NBC 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         My Roof, My Rules.  After laying down the house rules,
         Marilyn fears Adam may want to live with his dad.
Cops                                           [FOX 6:30-7pm  ] [Crime-My]
         Los Angeles: Police pursue van carrying shooting suspects;
         agitated man.
The Office/Rita and Frank                      [CBS 7-7:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Rita and Frank.  Frank (Dakin Matthews) is jealous of
         Rita's new romance.
Sweet Justice/Fire                             [NBC 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Fire.  A wheelchair-bound ex-firefighter (Daphne Ashbrook)
         sues the department, claiming her injuries resulted when
         she was singled out as a woman and ordered to leave a
         blaze.
America's Most Wanted                          [FOX 7-8pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Two gunmen allegedly killed four, wounded three and torched
         a Las Cruces, N.M., bowling alley.
Fantasy Island/The Wedding/Castaways           [FX 7-8pm      ] [   Drama]
         The Wedding/Castaways.  A woman has a chance to undo her
         marriage; a man is stranded on an island with two lovely
         models (Phyllis Davis, Shannon Tweed).
Smithsonian Treasures/The Wyeths               [TLC 7-7:30pm  ] [        ]
         The Wyeths.  The Wyeths: composer Ann, inventor Nathaniel
         and artists Andrew, Henriette and Carolyn reminisce about
         N.C. Wyeth.
Starsky and Hutch/Quadromania                  [TNT 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Quadromania.  Starsky gets behind the wheel to catch the
         strangler of cabbies; guest Philip Michael Thomas.
The Five Mrs. Buchanans/Viv'acious             [CBS 7:30-8pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Viv'acious.  Vivian (Harriet Harris) tries to revitalize
         her love after she thinks Ed (Richard Poe) has lost
         interest.
Walker, Texas Ranger/Deadly Vision             [CBS 8-9pm     ] [ Western]
         Deadly Vision.  Walker uses a psychic (Susan Blakely) to
         find an 8-year-old girl kidnapped from a grocery-store
         parking lot.
The Marshal/Twoslip                            [ABC 8-9pm     ] [   Drama]
         Twoslip.  Human skeletal remains, including those of a
         fugitive, are found in a country town.
Best of Comic Relief                           [A&E 8-9pm     ] [  Comedy]
         Highlights of Comic Relief specials; co-hosts include
         Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams and Billy Crystal.
Kids in the Hall                               [CMDY 8-8:30pm ] [  Comedy]
Snowy River: The McGregor Saga/Servant of the P[FAM 8-9pm     ] [   Drama]
         Servant of the People.  Government tries to drive small
         farmers from the high country.
In Living Color/Greatest Bits                  [FX 8-8:30pm   ] [  Comedy]
         Greatest Bits.  Parodies of entertainers.
Designing Women/Monette                        [LIFE 8-8:30pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Monette.  Charlene's childhood friend is a madam.
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 8-8:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
War of the Worlds/Angel of Death               [SFIC 8-8:30pm ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Angel of Death.  An android (Elaine Giftos) from another
         planet interrogates, then executes, dozens of aliens.
Weird Science/The Most Dangerous Wish          [USA 8-8:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The Most Dangerous Wish.  Lisa turns a video game into
         reality for Gary and Wyatt.
Charles in Charge                              [WOR 8:30-9pm  ] [  Sitcom]
Vacant Lot                                     [CMDY 8:30-9pm ] [  Comedy]
         ``Blinded by the Light,'' ``Pinata Prisoner,'' ``Slept in
         His Arms.''
In Living Color                                [FX 8:30-9pm   ] [  Comedy]
         ``Detective Head Goes Bowling''; ``Arsenio Hall of
         Justice''; ``Handi-Man's Evil Twin.''
In the Name of Love                            [LIFE 8:30-9pm ] [   Drama]
Tales From the Darkside/If the Shoes Fit ...   [SFIC 8:30-9pm ] [  Horror]
         If the Shoes Fit ....  A politician's world is transformed.
Duckman/Days of Whining and Neurosis           [USA 8:30-9pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Days of Whining and Neurosis.  Undercover at a detox
         center, Duckman discovers he has an addictive personality.
Tales From the Crypt/Judy, You're Not Yourself [FOX 9-9:30pm  ] [   Drama]
         Judy, You're Not Yourself Today.  A woman (Carol Kane) is
         bewitched; directed by Randa Haines.
Kojak                                          [WOR 9-10pm    ] [   Drama]
Night Court/Harry and the Tramp                [WGN 9-9:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Harry and the Tramp.  Man-of-the-Month Harry unknowingly
         brings an ex-porno star to the dinner.
Nature by Design/On the Move                   [DISN 9-9:30pm ] [        ]
         On the Move.  A cheetah and a Formula One car illustrate
         types of motion.
An Evening at the Improv/Emma Samms            [A&E 9-10pm    ] [  Comedy]
         Emma Samms.  Mario and Daniel Celario; Joe Keyes; Leland
         Cotton Brown; John Padon; George Lopez.
Stand-Up Stand-Up                              [CMDY 9-9:30pm ] [  Comedy]
         Host Laura Kightlinger; Roman Catholicism.
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 9-9:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
Twilight Zone/A Quality of Mercy               [SFIC 9-9:30pm ] [Scifi-Fa]
         A Quality of Mercy.  A soldier sees through his enemy's
         eyes. With Leonard Nimoy.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 9-9:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Steve Marmel; Sean Corvelle; Todd Glass.
Saturday Night Live                            [NBC 9:30-11pm ] [  Comedy]
         Host John Goodman; Tragically Hip; guest appearance by Dan
         Aykroyd.
Tales From the Crypt/The Ventriloquist's Dummy [FOX 9:30-10pm ] [   Drama]
         The Ventriloquist's Dummy.  A ventriloquist's (Don Rickles)
         protege (Bob Goldthwait) learns horrible tricks.
The A-List                                     [CMDY 9:30-10pm] [  Comedy]
         Barry Sobel; Higgins Boys & Gruber.
Tales From the Darkside/Grandma's Last Wish    [SFIC 9:30-10pm] [  Horror]
         Grandma's Last Wish.  A family offers grandma a last wish.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 9:30-10pm ] [  Comedy]
         Gilbert Gottfried; Marty Rackham; Anita Wise.
Zalman King's Red Shoe Diaries/Night of Abandon[SHOW 10-10:30p] [        ]
         Night of Abandon.  A lonely woman in Rio joins the New
         Year's crowd.
Two Drink Minimum                              [CMDY 10-10:30p] [  Comedy]
         Host Jake Johannsen; Brian Frazer; Lewis Black; Matt
         Weinhold.
Midnight Caller/Fathers and Sins               [LIFE 10-11pm  ] [   Drama]
         Fathers and Sins.  Jack's long-lost father (Peter Boyle)
         returns with a sob story; a heart attack fells Devon's
         father.
Smithsonian Treasures/The Wyeths               [TLC 10-10:30pm] [        ]
         The Wyeths.  The Wyeths: composer Ann, inventor Nathaniel
         and artists Andrew, Henriette and Carolyn reminisce about
         N.C. Wyeth.
Comics Only                                    [CMDY 10:30-11p] [  Comedy]
         Ron Darian; Doug Benson.
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam                [HBO 10:50-11:2] [  Comedy]
         Young comedians perform.
Comic Justice                                  [CMDY 11-11:30p] [  Comedy]
         Host A.J. Jamal; Michael Colyar; George Wilborn.
The Best of Saturday Night                     [CMDY 11:30-12a] [  Comedy]
         Host Buck Henry.

==================  Specials  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ==================

Q & E!/Wine, Women & Song                      [E! 6-6:30pm   ] [        ]
         Wine, Women & Song.  Martin Landau; Emma Samms; George C.
         Scott.
Bruce Springsteen's Greatest Hits              [VH1 6-8pm     ] [        ]
         Featured: ``Born to Run,'' ``Dancing in the Dark,'' ``Glory
         Days,'' ``Human Touch.''
Exit 57                                        [CMDY 7-7:30pm ] [  Comedy]
Chillin' With the Wiez                         [MTV 7-7:30pm  ] [   Music]
         Host Pauly Shore.
Library of Congress/Lincoln Papers             [CSPAN 7:30-8pm] [        ]
         Author Gary Wills (``Lincoln at Gettysburg''); manuscripts
         of the Gettysburg Address.
MST 3K Oscar Preview                           [CMDY 7:30-8pm ] [  Comedy]
         Hosts Crow and Tom Servo.
Greatest Moments in Spring Break History       [MTV 7:30-8pm  ] [        ]
Bob Hope Young Comedians                       [NBC 8-9pm     ] [  Comedy]
         Hope, Phyllis Diller and Alan Thicke introduce rising
         comedians from around the country: Kevin Meaney; Sue
         Kolinsky; Margaret Smith; Mark Pitta; Karen Kilgariff;
         Wayne Cotter.
Aretha Franklin: Going Home                    [DISN 8-9pm    ] [        ]
         Clips and performances profile the singer.
1995 Young Comedians Show Hosted by Garry Shand[HBO 8-9pm     ] [        ]
         Comics Dave Atell, Dave Chappelle, Louis C.K., Anthony
         Clark and Eric Tunney perform in Aspen, Colo.
The Donnie Simpson Special With Barry White    [BET 8-9pm     ] [        ]
Spring Break Talent Show                       [MTV 8:30-9pm  ] [        ]
Sound fX                                       [FX 9-10pm     ] [        ]
         Music videos.
Girls Night Out                                [LIFE 9-10pm   ] [  Comedy]
Beauty and the Beach                           [MTV 9:30-10pm ] [        ]
Invitation to the Oscars                       [E! 10-11pm    ] [        ]
         The Academy Awards preview features the nominees.
Spring Break Rocks                             [MTV 10-11pm   ] [        ]
The Making of the Academy Awards               [E! 11-11:30pm ] [        ]
         Examines the production of the event.
Chillin' With the Wiez                         [MTV 11-11:30pm] [   Music]
         Host Pauly Shore.
Singled Out                                    [MTV 11:30-12am] [        ]

================  Infotainment  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ================

Treasure Islands/The Money Pit of Oak Island   [TLC 6-6:30pm  ] [Historic]
         The Money Pit of Oak Island.  Attempts are made to excavate
         a man-made treasure pit.
Legends of History/Myth of the Minotaur: Death [TLC 6:30-7pm  ] [Historic]
         Myth of the Minotaur: Death of the Minoans.  Computer
         graphics compare theories of Minoan civilization's decline.
Body Atlas/The Brain                           [TLC 7:30-8pm  ] [ Science]
         The Brain.  The brain controls a sophisticated nervous
         system.
Justice Files/The Informers                    [DISC 8-9pm    ] [   Crime]
         The Informers.  Federally protected witnesses.
The Human Animal: A Personal View of the Human [TLC 8-9pm     ] [ Science]
         Beyond Survival.  The ability to appreciate beauty may go
         back three million years.
Treasure Islands/The Money Pit of Oak Island   [TLC 9-9:30pm  ] [Historic]
         The Money Pit of Oak Island.  Attempts are made to excavate
         a man-made treasure pit.
Legends of History/Myth of the Minotaur: Death [TLC 9:30-10pm ] [Historic]
         Myth of the Minotaur: Death of the Minoans.  Computer
         graphics compare theories of Minoan civilization's decline.
Body Atlas/The Brain                           [TLC 10:30-11pm] [ Science]
         The Brain.  The brain controls a sophisticated nervous
         system.
Travel Guide                                   [CNN 11-11:30pm] [  Travel]
Media TV                                       [BRV0 11-11:30p] [Document]
         The impact of media in the contemporary world.
Justice Files/The Informers                    [DISC 11-12am  ] [   Crime]
         The Informers.  Federally protected witnesses.
The Human Animal: A Personal View of the Human [TLC 11-12am   ] [ Science]
         Beyond Survival.  The ability to appreciate beauty may go
         back three million years.

====================  Talk  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ====================

CNBC Talks                                     [CNBC 6-6:30pm ] [        ]
         Host Al Roker.
American Presidents: A Lecture Series          [CSPAN 6-7:30pm] [        ]
         Hendrik Hertzberg discusses Jimmy Carter.
Dick Cavett                                    [CNBC 6:30-7pm ] [        ]
         Community responsibility for violence; Edward James Olmos.
F.Y.E!                                         [E! 6:30-7pm   ] [        ]
         Sarah Jessica Parker; Ethan Hawke.
Rising Tide                                    [WOR 7-8pm     ] [        ]
Talk Live                                      [CNBC 7-8pm    ] [        ]
         Criminal justice system; Johnnie Cochran; Tavis Smiley.
Larry King Weekend                             [CNN 7-8pm     ] [        ]
News Week in Review                            [E! 7-8pm      ] [        ]
Music Inside Out                               [BET 7:30-8pm  ] [        ]
         Magazine explores the music business.
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 8-9pm    ] [        ]
Politics, Communications and the New Elite     [CSPAN 8-9pm   ] [        ]
         Columnist Kevin Phillips speaks at Johns Hopkins School of
         Advanced International Relations.
Howard Stern                                   [E! 8-8:30pm   ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
Howard Stern                                   [E! 8:30-9pm   ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
Straight Forward With Roger Ailes              [CNBC 9-10pm   ] [        ]
Talk Soup Weekend                              [E! 9-10pm     ] [        ]
The Capital Gang                               [CNN 9:30-10pm ] [        ]
Talk Live                                      [CNBC 10-11pm  ] [        ]
         Criminal justice system; Johnnie Cochran; Tavis Smiley.
Newsmaker Saturday                             [CNN 10:30-11pm] [        ]
Back Chat                                      [FX 10:30-11pm ] [        ]
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 11-12am  ] [        ]
Path to Stardom                                [TNN 11-11:30pm] [        ]
         Marty Stuart.
The Gossip Show                                [E! 11:30-12am ] [        ]

===================  Crafts  Sat Mar-25 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Stained Glass/Glass Bead Making                [PBS 9:30-10pm ] [  How-to]
         Glass Bead Making.  Bead making; glass bead earrings.
Ciao Italia!/A Vegetarian Meal                 [PBS 10-10:30pm] [ Cooking]
         A Vegetarian Meal.  Mushrooms; stuffed red peppers; fried
         zucchini.
Julia Child: Cooking With Master Chefs         [PBS 10:30-11pm] [ Cooking]
         Nancy Silverton; bread starter; rustic dough; rustic
         peasant bread; focaccia; Tuscan olive bread.
Victory Garden                                 [PBS 11-11:30pm] [Home and]
         Ballymaloe Cookery School; herb garden; white soda bread
         and fresh scones.
Frugal Gourmet/Gnocchi                         [PBS 11:30-12am] [ Cooking]
         Gnocchi.  Gnocchi sauces.
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