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===================  Movies  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (1993) ** (PG) [SHOW 6-7:45pm ] [  Comedy]
         A Las Vegas singer teaches a mother superior's flock how to
         rock and save the school from closure. With: Whoopi
         Goldberg, Kathy Najimy, Barnard Hughes. CC, Stereo.  PG:
         language, violence
The Geisha Boy (1958) ** (NR)                  [AMC 6-8pm     ] [  Comedy]
         A third-rate magician and his rabbit tour the Orient with a
         USO troupe. With: Jerry Lewis, Marie McDonald, Sessue
         Hayakawa.  NR
Rain Man (1988) **** (R)                       [MAX 6-8:15pm  ] [   Drama]
         A wheeler-dealer meets his brother, an autistic savant heir
         to $3 million. Oscars for best picture, director Barry
         Levinson, actor Hoffman. With: Dustin Hoffman, Tom Cruise,
         Valeria Golino. CC, Stereo.  R: adult situations, language,
         nudity
West Side Story (1961) **** (NR)               [TNT 6-9:20pm  ] [ Musical]
         Tony loves Maria ; the Sharks rumble with the Jets. Oscars
         for best picture, directors Robert Wise and Jerome Robbins;
         supporting Oscars for George Chakiris and Rita Moreno.
         With: Natalie Wood, Richard Beymer, Russ Tamblyn.  NR
Strapped (1993) ** (R)                         [HBO 7-8:45pm  ] [   Drama]
         A Brooklyn teen resorts to selling guns to bail out his
         pregnant girlfriend, caught selling crack. With: Bokeem
         Woodbine, Kia Joy Goodwin, Michael Biehn. CC, Stereo.  R:
         language, violence
Black Orpheus (1959) *** (PG)                  [BRV0 7-9pm    ] [   Drama]
         Death follows a streetcar conductor and country girl during
         carnival in Rio de Janeiro. With: Breno Mello, Marpessa
         Dawn, Lourdes de Oliveira.  PG
Shaft (1971) *** (R)                           [ENCR 7-9pm    ] [   Drama]
         A Harlem mob boss hires a private eye to find his kidnapped
         daughter. With: Richard Roundtree, Moses Gunn, Christopher
         St. John.  R: language, nudity, violence
Afterburn (1992) ** (R)                        [LIFE 7-9pm    ] [   Drama]
         Refusing to accept pilot error, an Air Force fighter
         pilot's widow and her lawyer sue the manufacturer. With:
         Laura Dern, Vincent Spano, Robert Loggia.  R: language
Round Midnight (1986) *** (R)                  [TMC 7-9:15pm  ] [   Drama]
         A jazz saxophonist from New York has a friend on the Left
         Bank of 1959 Paris. With: Dexter Gordon, Francois Cluzet,
         Gabrielle Haker. Premiere.  R: adult situations, language
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) *** (NR)       [SFIC 7-9pm    ] [  Horror]
         A mad, masked composer lures a Paris singer down to his
         realm. Silent, with some color; reissued 1930 with some
         sound. With: Lon Chaney, Mary Philbin, Norman Kerry.  NR
Love Story (1970) *** (PG)                     [AMC 8-10pm    ] [ Romance]
         Old-money Harvard man Oliver woos and weds no-money
         Radcliffe woman Jenny. From the Erich Segal novel. With:
         Ali MacGraw, Ryan O'Neal, Ray Milland.  PG: adult
         situations, language
Further Adventures of the Wilderness Family (19[DISN 8:30-10:3] [Action-A]
         After living with nature for five months, ex-Los Angelenos
         face their first Rockies winter. With: Robert Logan, Susan
         Damante Shaw, Heather Rattray. CC, Stereo.  G
Son of the Pink Panther (1993) * (PG)          [SHOW 8:15-10pm] [  Comedy]
         Inspector Clouseau's old foe hunts a missing princess with
         a clumsy gendarme who happens to be Clouseau's son. With:
         Roberto Benigni, Herbert Lom, Claudia Cardinale. Stereo.
          PG: violence
Play Nice (1992) * (R)                         [MAX 8:15-9:50p] [Suspense]
         A Los Angeles detective hunts a serial killer who leaves a
         lollipop near her victims. With: Ed O'Ross, Robey, Michael
         Zand. Stereo.  R: adult situations, language, nudity,
         violence
The Jerk (1979) ** (R)                         [TBS 8:35-10:30] [  Comedy]
         A simpleton leaves his foster family, acquires a girlfriend
         and invents slip-proof eyeglasses. With: Steve Martin,
         Bernadette Peters, Catlin Adams.  R: adult situations,
         language
The Seduction of Joe Tynan (1979) ** (R)       [ENCR 9-11pm   ] [   Drama]
         National politics and a Southern labor lawyer seduce a U.S.
         senator with a wife and children. With: Alan Alda, Barbara
         Harris, Meryl Streep.  R: adult situations, language
The People Under the Stairs (1991) ** (R)      [TMC 9:15-11pm ] [  Horror]
         A ghetto boy discovers his landlords are weirdos hiding
         something in the cellar. With: Brandon Adams, Everett
         McGill, Wendy Robie. CC, Stereo.  R: adult situations,
         language, violence
Mommie Dearest (1981) ** (PG)                  [TNT 9:20-12:05] [Biograph]
         Movie queen Joan Crawford pampers and punishes her adopted
         son and daughter Christina. With: Faye Dunaway, Diana
         Scarwid, Howard da Silva.  PG: language, violence
Blood Warriors (1993) * (R)                    [HBO 10-11:35pm] [Action-A]
         An ex-Marine must fight old comrades after he refuses to
         join their mercenary army. With: David Bradley, Frank
         Zagarino, Jennifer Campbell. Stereo.  R: adult situations,
         language, nudity, violence
Crisis in the Kremlin (1992) ** (R)            [SHOW 10-11:30p] [Action-A]
         A CIA rookie and a KGB veteran thwart a plot to kill
         Gorbachev in the last days of the Soviet Union. With:
         Robert Rusler, Theodore Bikel, Denise Bixler.  R: language,
         violence
The Geisha Boy (1958) ** (NR)                  [AMC 10-12am   ] [  Comedy]
         A third-rate magician and his rabbit tour the Orient with a
         USO troupe. With: Jerry Lewis, Marie McDonald, Sessue
         Hayakawa.  NR
Demolition Man (1993) ** (R)                   [MAX 9:50-11:45] [Scifi-Fa]
         The police defrost an imprisoned ex-officer to catch an
         escaped cryo-con in 2032 San Angeles. With: Sylvester
         Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock. CC, Stereo.  R:
         language, nudity, violence
Children of a Lesser God (1986) *** (R)        [WGN 10:30-1am ] [   Drama]
         A teacher falls in love with a gifted but bitter graduate
         at a Maine school for the deaf. With: William Hurt, Marlee
         Matlin, Piper Laurie.  R: adult situations, language,
         nudity
Bustin' Loose (1981) *** (R)                   [TBS 10:30-12:3] [  Comedy]
         An ex-convict takes handicapped orphans and their teacher
         from Philadelphia to Washington state by bus. With: Richard
         Pryor, Cicely Tyson, Robert Christian.  R: language
The Dogs of War (1980) *** (R)                 [ENCR 11-1am   ] [Action-A]
         A U.S. mercenary recruits a team in London to overthrow a
         tiny African country. From the Frederick Forsyth novel.
         With: Christopher Walken, Tom Berenger, Colin Blakely.  R:
         adult situations, language, violence
Edge of Darkness (1943) *** (NR)               [TMC 11-1am    ] [     War]
         A Norwegian fisherman and his bride lead the underground
         against the Nazis. With: Errol Flynn, Ann Sheridan, Walter
         Huston.  NR
The Phantom of the Opera (1925) *** (NR)       [SFIC 11-1am   ] [  Horror]
         A mad, masked composer lures a Paris singer down to his
         realm. Silent, with some color; reissued 1930 with some
         sound. With: Lon Chaney, Mary Philbin, Norman Kerry.  NR
Darby O'Gill and the Little People (1959) *** ([DISN 11:30-1:0] [Scifi-Fa]
         An Irish caretaker lands in the underground realm of a
         leprechaun king and his wee bouncing subjects. With: Albert
         Sharpe, Janet Munro, Sean Connery. CC.  G
Diary of a Hitman (1992) *** (R)               [HBO 11:35-1:05] [   Drama]
         A weary high-paid killer balks at his last job when he
         meets his targets: his client's wife and baby. With: Forest
         Whitaker, Sherilyn Fenn, John Bedford-Lloyd. Stereo.  R:
         language, nudity, violence
Scanner Cop (1994) ** (R)                      [MAX 11:45-1:20] [Scifi-Fa]
         A rookie policeman uses the explosive psychic powers of a
         ``scanner'' against an army of assassins. With: Daniel
         Quinn, Darlanne Fluegel, Richard Lynch. CC, Stereo.  R:
         language, nudity, violence

===================  Sports  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ===================

NBA Basketball/Charlotte Hornets at Orlando Mag[TBS 6-8:35pm  ] [Basketba]
         Charlotte Hornets at Orlando Magic.
Boxing/Rafael Ruelas vs. Billy Schwer, Lightwei[ESPN 6:30-7:30] [  Boxing]
         Rafael Ruelas vs. Billy Schwer, Lightweights.  From Las
         Vegas. Ruelas (41-1, 32 KOs) defends his IBF title against
         Schwer (25-1, 20 KOs), 12 rounds.
Yachting/America's Cup, Challenger/Defender Sem[ESPN2 6:30-8:3] [    Boat]
         America's Cup, Challenger/Defender Semifinal Five.  From
         San Diego.
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Mid[PRIME 6:30-8:3] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, Mideast Regional: Second Semifinal.  From
         Knoxville, Tenn.
Golf/The Players Championship, First Round     [USA 7-9pm     ] [    Golf]
         The Players Championship, First Round.  From Ponte Vedra,
         Fla.
Auto Racing/Granada-Dakar Rally                [ESPN 7:30-8:30] [  Racing]
         Granada-Dakar Rally.
College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Southeast o[CBS 8-10:30pm ] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, Southeast or West Regional Semifinal.
          From Birmingham, Ala., or Oakland, Calif.
Baseball Tonight                               [ESPN 8:30-9pm ] [Baseball]
NHL Hockey/Anaheim Mighty Ducks at San Jose Sha[ESPN2 8:30-11:] [  Hockey]
         Anaheim Mighty Ducks at San Jose Sharks.
Great Sports Vacations                         [PRIME 8:30-9pm] [   Other]
Sports Tonight                                 [CNN 9-9:30pm  ] [   Other]
SportsCenter                                   [ESPN 9-10pm   ] [   Other]
College Hockey USA                             [PRIME 9-9:30pm] [  Hockey]
American Coaches: Men of Vision and Victory    [HBO 9:15-10pm ] [   Other]
         Pat Riley profiles Vince Lombardi, Red Auerbach, John
         Wooden, Casey Stengel and Woody Hayes.
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Wes[PRIME 9:30-11:] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, West Regional Second Semifinal.  From Los
         Angeles.
Baseball Tonight                               [ESPN 10-10:30p] [Baseball]
NCAA Tournament Special                        [ESPN 10:30-11p] [Basketba]
Calling All Sports                             [CNN 11-11:30pm] [   Other]
         Anchor Vince Cellini. (Call-in)
Tennis/Lipton Championships, Second Women's Sem[ESPN 11-12:30a] [  Tennis]
         Lipton Championships, Second Women's Semifinal.  From Key
         Biscayne, Fla.
Sports Latenight                               [CNN 11:30-12am] [   Other]
NHL Tonight                                    [ESPN2 11:30-12] [  Hockey]
Women's College Basketball/NCAA Tournament, Mid[PRIME 11:30-1:] [Basketba]
         NCAA Tournament, Midwest Regional First Semifinal.  From
         Des Moines, Iowa.

===================  Series  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Mad About You/How to Fall in Love              [NBC 6-6:30pm  ] [   Drama]
         How to Fall in Love.  Jamie disagrees with Paul's video on
         how to meet women.
Martin/Mother of the Bride                     [FOX 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Mother of the Bride.  Gina's mother hires an expensive
         wedding planner (Kelly Coffield).
The Wayans Bros./The Poppa-Cabana              [WGN 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The Poppa-Cabana.  Marlon and Shawn run an after-hours club
         in Pop's diner.
Roc                                            [BET 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
Evening Shade/What a Night                     [FAM 6-6:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         What a Night.  Dumped by his girlfriend (Ari Meyers),
         Taylor quits the football team.
Unsolved Mysteries                             [LIFE 6-7pm    ] [Crime-My]
Quantum Leap/Justice: May 11, 1965             [SFIC 6-7pm    ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Justice: May 11, 1965.  As a Ku Klux Klan infiltrator in
         1964, Sam must prevent the lynching of a young black.
Murder, She Wrote/Tough Guys Don't Die         [USA 6-7pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Tough Guys Don't Die.  Jessica cooperates with private
         detective Harry McGraw (Jerry Orbach) whose partner died
         while researching a murder trial.
Hope & Gloria/Salon, It's Been Good to Know You[NBC 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Salon, It's Been Good to Know You.  Hope (Cynthia
         Stevenson) must help Gloria (Jessica Lundy) regain a job
         she urged her to quit.
Living Single/Bristle While You Work           [FOX 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Bristle While You Work.  Khadijah and Regine clash while
         working on an ad campaign.
The Parent 'Hood/Trial by Jerri                [WGN 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Trial by Jerri.  Jerri defends the kids in a mock trial.
Nature by Design/On the Move                   [DISN 6:30-7pm ] [        ]
         On the Move.  A cheetah and a Formula One car illustrate
         types of motion.
Comicview                                      [BET 6:30-7pm  ] [  Comedy]
Evening Shade/Father/Child Campout             [FAM 6:30-7pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Father/Child Campout.  Wood cajoles Will into a father/son
         camping trip.
Seinfeld/The Pledge Drive                      [NBC 7-7:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The Pledge Drive.  Jerry cashes old birthday checks from
         his grandmother.
The Commish/Letting Go                         [ABC 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Letting Go.  The Scalis await results of Rachel's
         breast-cancer tests; Tony and Paulie rig an elaborate sting
         to trap a phony investment counselor.
Mystery!/Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmaile[PBS 7-8pm     ] [Crime-My]
         Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer.  Blackmailer
         Milverton (Robert Hardy) threatens to destroy the
         debutante's wedding; Holmes (Jeremy Brett) enters the
         blackmailer's house in disguise.
New York Undercover/Mate                       [FOX 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Mate.  The duo poses as a pair of pornographers to locate a
         missing girl before she falls victim to drugs and murder;
         guest Keith Sweat.
Unhappily Ever After/Mistress Jennie           [WGN 7-7:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Mistress Jennie.  Jennie learns her new beau is married.
Rescue 911/Women to the Rescue                 [FAM 7-8pm     ] [   Drama]
         Women to the Rescue.  Intruder threatens woman; girl, 9,
         aids sister whose gown caught fire; carpenter cuts wrist on
         saw; girl rescues drowning brother.
Dynasty/Clear the Dex                          [FX 7-8pm      ] [   Drama]
         Clear the Dex.  Dex and Blake recognize the danger hidden
         in the lake; Alexis hires a mercenary; Sable threatens
         Alexis' life.
Friends/The One With the Boobies               [NBC 7:30-8pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         The One With the Boobies.  Phoebe's psychiatrist boyfriend
         (Fisher Stevens) annoys her friends with his analyses of
         their lives.
Muscle                                         [WGN 7:30-8pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Jane (Shannon Kenny) wants Jim's baby; Kent (Dan Gauthier)
         faces charges.
Mary Tyler Moore/Marriage Minneapolis Style    [NICK 7:30-8pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Marriage Minneapolis Style.  Ted proposes to Georgette.
ER/9 1/2 Hours                                 [NBC 8-9pm     ] [   Drama]
         9 1/2 Hours.  Ross (George Clooney) tries to maintain order
         at the emergency room on Greene's day off; a rape victim is
         afraid to cooperate with police.
I'll Fly Away/Fragile Truths                   [PBS 8-9pm     ] [        ]
         Fragile Truths.  Slocum's pregnant former girlfriend
         accuses him of sexual assault; Lilly's cousin brags about
         his country-club job.
Politically Incorrect                          [CMDY 8-8:30pm ] [  Comedy]
In Living Color                                [FX 8-8:30pm   ] [  Comedy]
         ``B.S. Brothers & Sisters''; ``Li'l Miss Trouble Runs
         Away.''
Taxi/Jim's Inheritance                         [NICK 8-8:30pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Jim's Inheritance.  Jim must prove mental competence to
         collect his inheritance.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 8-8:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Brian Regan; Vanessa Hollingshead; Wali Collins.
In Living Color                                [FX 8:30-9pm   ] [  Comedy]
         Frenchie attends the opera; Oswald discusses the facts of
         life.
Taxi/Alex the Gofer                            [NICK 8:30-9pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Alex the Gofer.  Alex works part time as a Broadway
         producer's assistant.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 8:30-9pm  ] [  Comedy]
         Steve Mittleman; Wendy Kamenoff; Jeff Stilson.
Kojak                                          [WOR 9-10pm    ] [   Drama]
Russell Simmons' Def Comedy Jam                [HBO 8:45-9:15p] [  Comedy]
         Young comedians perform.
Law & Order/Mother Love                        [A&E 9-10pm    ] [   Drama]
         Mother Love.  Stone reluctantly prosecutes a woman who
         killed her drug-addicted daughter.
Roc                                            [BET 9-9:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
Max Headroom/Grossberg's Return                [BRV0 9-10pm   ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Grossberg's Return.  Network 23's evil ex-leader rises to
         power at a rival network and aims to destroy Edison and
         Max.
Kids in the Hall                               [CMDY 9-9:30pm ] [  Comedy]
Father Dowling Mysteries/The Devil and the Deep[FAM 9-10pm    ] [Crime-My]
         The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea Mystery.  Sister Steve
         sells her soul to the devil (Michael Champion) to save her
         brother.
Unsolved Mysteries                             [LIFE 9-10pm   ] [Crime-My]
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 9-9:30pm  ] [  Comedy]
Bob Newhart/P-I-L-O-T                          [NICK 9-9:30pm ] [  Sitcom]
         P-I-L-O-T.  The Hartleys consider adoption.
Twilight Zone/Once Upon a Time                 [SFIC 9-9:30pm ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Once Upon a Time.  A janitor (Buster Keaton) travels ahead
         72 years.
Wings/Roy Crazy                                [USA 9-9:30pm  ] [  Sitcom]
         Roy Crazy.  Roy's ex-wife (Concetta Tomei) has ulterior
         motives for rekindling their relationship.
Simon & Simon/Shadows                          [WGN 9:30-10:30] [Crime-My]
         Shadows.  The pursuit of a larcenous teen-age runaway
         (Olivia D'Abo) leads A.J. and Rick to her dying friend and
         her shocking situation.
The Best of Saturday Night                     [CMDY 9:30-10pm] [  Comedy]
         Host Buck Henry.
Beavis and Butt-head                           [MTV 9:30-10pm ] [  Comedy]
Tales From the Darkside/Djinn, No Chaser       [SFIC 9:30-10pm] [  Horror]
         Djinn, No Chaser.  A couple acquires a frustrated genie.
Wings/Long Distance Lament                     [USA 9:30-10pm ] [  Sitcom]
         Long Distance Lament.  Davis finds Helen with another guy;
         Joe has two dates.
Monty Python's Flying Circus                   [CMDY 10-10:30p] [  Comedy]
         Recognizing trees; collecting milkmen.
Unsolved Mysteries                             [LIFE 10-10:30p] [Crime-My]
Quantum Leap/Justice: May 11, 1965             [SFIC 10-11pm  ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Justice: May 11, 1965.  As a Ku Klux Klan infiltrator in
         1964, Sam must prevent the lynching of a young black.
Quantum Leap/Roberto!: January 27, 1982        [USA 10-11pm   ] [Scifi-Fa]
         Roberto!: January 27, 1982.  As a controversial talk-show
         host in 1982, Sam links extraordinary events to a
         manufacturer of lethal chemicals.
Kids in the Hall                               [CMDY 10:30-11p] [  Comedy]
thirtysomething/New Parents                    [LIFE 10:30-11:] [   Drama]
         New Parents.  Gary decides to stay home with the baby, but
         his mother's arrival makes him defensive about his choice.
Mystery!/Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmaile[PBS 11-12am   ] [Crime-My]
         Sherlock Holmes: The Master Blackmailer.  Blackmailer
         Milverton (Robert Hardy) threatens to destroy the
         debutante's wedding; Holmes (Jeremy Brett) enters the
         blackmailer's house in disguise.
Charles in Charge                              [WOR 11-11:30pm] [  Sitcom]
Saturday Night Live/Kathleen Turner            [CMDY 11-12am  ] [  Comedy]
         Kathleen Turner.  Host Kathleen Turner; musical guest Billy
         Joel.
Counterstrike/Bad Guys                         [USA 11-12am   ] [Adventur]
         Bad Guys.  Peter is in prison for murder, and Alexander
         must disband the team to ensure his safety.
Stand-Up Spotlight                             [VH1 11-11:30pm] [  Comedy]
         Brian Regan; Vanessa Hollingshead; Wali Collins.
Comicview                                      [BET 11:30-12am] [  Comedy]
Anything but Love/Stop Me Before I ... Again   [LIFE 11:30-12a] [  Sitcom]
         Stop Me Before I ... Again.  Serreau's (John Ritter)
         exhibit is deemed obscene.

==================  Specials  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ==================

Road Scholar                                   [PBS 6-7pm     ] [        ]
         Writer Andrei Codrescu takes a road trip to confront his
         cultural identity.
Aspen Comedy Festival                          [CMDY 6-7pm    ] [  Comedy]
         Michael Richards introduces Kevin Meaney, Stephanie Hodge,
         Kevin Pollak, John Mendoza and Penn & Teller.
Celebrity Passions                             [E! 6-7pm      ] [        ]
         Celebrity interests, hobbies and getaways.
Under Scrutiny With Jane Wallace               [FX 6-6:30pm   ] [    News]
Hate Rock                                      [MTV 6-6:30pm  ] [Public A]
         Kurt Loder reports on neo-Nazism in Germany and explores
         links with racist groups in America.
Going Home: Kenny Rogers                       [DISN 7-8pm    ] [        ]
         Rogers recalls his career and performs at House of Blues in
         Los Angeles.
Here's Looking at You, Warner Brothers         [A&E 7-9pm     ] [        ]
         Clint Eastwood, Barbra Streisand, Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn
         and Steven Spielberg review the history of Warner Brothers
         Studio.
Aspen Comedy Festival                          [CMDY 7-8pm    ] [  Comedy]
         Michael Richards introduces Drew Carey, Margaret Cho,
         George Wallace, Wendy Liebman, Gilbert Gottfried.
The Making Of: The Lion King                   [DISN 8-8:30pm ] [  Family]
         Animated Disney movie features animal characters.
The Mommies Special                            [SHOW 7:45-8:15] [        ]
Straight From the Hood                         [MTV 8-9pm     ] [Document]
         The social problems of South Central Los Angeles are
         explored through interviews and clips.
MST 3K Oscar Preview                           [CMDY 8:30-9pm ] [  Comedy]
         Hosts Crow and Tom Servo.
Sound fX                                       [FX 9-10pm     ] [        ]
         Music videos.
Road Scholar                                   [PBS 10-11pm   ] [        ]
         Writer Andrei Codrescu takes a road trip to confront his
         cultural identity.
Irish Music and America: A Musical Migration   [DISN 10:30-11:] [        ]
         Bono, Elvis Costello, the Everly Brothers and Christy Moore
         reveal Irish music's influence. Narrator Emmylou Harris.
Here's Looking at You, Warner Brothers         [A&E 11-1am    ] [        ]
         Clint Eastwood, Barbra Streisand, Chevy Chase, Goldie Hawn
         and Steven Spielberg review the history of Warner Brothers
         Studio.
L.A. Homefront                                 [SHOW 11:30-12:] [Document]
         Five families cope after the 1992 Los Angeles riots.
Q & E!                                         [E! 11:30-12am ] [        ]

================  Infotainment  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ================

Biography/Humphrey Bogart                      [A&E 6-7pm     ] [Biograph]
         Humphrey Bogart.  Film clips and interviews profile
         Humphrey Bogart.
South Bank Show/Clive Barker                   [BRV0 6-7pm    ] [Biograph]
         Clive Barker.  Melvin Bragg interviews horror novelist
         Clive Barker.
Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious Universe/Are Alie[DISC 6-6:30pm ] [ Science]
         Are Aliens Trying to Contact Us?.  Accounts of encounters
         with aliens.
Smithsonian's Great Battles of the Civil War/Af[TLC 6-7pm     ] [Historic]
         After Four Long Years.  Lee surrenders at Appomattox Court
         House, Va.; Lincoln's assassination.
Magical Worlds/The Secret Society of the Senufo[DISC 6:30-7pm ] [Document]
         The Secret Society of the Senufo.  West African secret
         society Poro conducts a funeral.
Movie Magic/Digital Effects                    [DISC 7-7:30pm ] [Document]
         Digital Effects.  Computer-generated special effects.
Battles That Changed the World/Wars of the Rose[TLC 7-7:30pm  ] [Historic]
         Wars of the Roses.  Two English families fight for control
         of England.
The Know Zone/Robotics                         [DISC 7:30-8pm ] [ Science]
         Robotics.  Robotics; driverless HUMVEE; night watchman
         keeps tabs with microwaves.
Ancient Warriors/The Aztecs                    [TLC 7:30-8pm  ] [Historic]
         The Aztecs.  The Aztecs sacrifice captured enemies.
Beyond 2000                                    [DISC 8-9pm    ] [ Science]
         Smoke cloak stops burglars; portable route-finder; SR-71
         spy plane; space taxi; gene therapy; voice-activated ATM;
         electronic frogs.
The Ancient World/Seven Wonders of the Ancient [TLC 8-9pm     ] [Historic]
         Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.  Of the Seven Wonders
         of the World, only the Great Pyramid survives.
Arthur C. Clarke's Mysterious Universe/Are Alie[DISC 9-9:30pm ] [ Science]
         Are Aliens Trying to Contact Us?.  Accounts of encounters
         with aliens.
Smithsonian's Great Battles of the Civil War/Af[TLC 9-10pm    ] [Historic]
         After Four Long Years.  Lee surrenders at Appomattox Court
         House, Va.; Lincoln's assassination.
Magical Worlds/The Secret Society of the Senufo[DISC 9:30-10pm] [Document]
         The Secret Society of the Senufo.  West African secret
         society Poro conducts a funeral.
Biography/Humphrey Bogart                      [A&E 10-11pm   ] [Biograph]
         Humphrey Bogart.  Film clips and interviews profile
         Humphrey Bogart.
South Bank Show/Dame Kiri Te Kanawa            [BRV0 10-12am  ] [Biograph]
         Dame Kiri Te Kanawa.  Cameras follow opera singer Kiri Te
         Kanawa through a year of performances and interviews.
Movie Magic/Digital Effects                    [DISC 10-10:30p] [Document]
         Digital Effects.  Computer-generated special effects.
Battles That Changed the World/Wars of the Rose[TLC 10-10:30pm] [Historic]
         Wars of the Roses.  Two English families fight for control
         of England.
The Know Zone/Robotics                         [DISC 10:30-11p] [ Science]
         Robotics.  Robotics; driverless HUMVEE; night watchman
         keeps tabs with microwaves.
Ancient Warriors/The Aztecs                    [TLC 10:30-11pm] [Historic]
         The Aztecs.  The Aztecs sacrifice captured enemies.
Beyond 2000                                    [DISC 11-12am  ] [ Science]
         Smoke cloak stops burglars; portable route-finder; SR-71
         spy plane; space taxi; gene therapy; voice-activated ATM;
         electronic frogs.
The Ancient World/Seven Wonders of the Ancient [TLC 11-12am   ] [Historic]
         Seven Wonders of the Ancient World.  Of the Seven Wonders
         of the World, only the Great Pyramid survives.

====================  Talk  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ====================

Pozner/Donahue                                 [CNBC 6-6:30pm ] [        ]
Equal Time                                     [CNBC 6:30-7pm ] [        ]
Rivera Live                                    [CNBC 7-8pm    ] [        ]
Larry King Live                                [CNN 7-8pm     ] [        ]
Talk Soup                                      [E! 7-7:30pm   ] [        ]
Day One                                        [ABC 8-9pm     ] [        ]
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 8-9pm    ] [        ]
Late Night With David Letterman                [E! 8-9pm      ] [        ]
         Larry Bud Melman in New Mexico; Kurt Russell; jump-suit
         drills.
Showbiz Today                                  [CNN 8:30-9pm  ] [        ]
Charlie Rose                                   [PBS 9-10pm    ] [        ]
Real Personal                                  [CNBC 9-9:30pm ] [        ]
Howard Stern                                   [E! 9-9:30pm   ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
The Tonight Show                               [NBC 9:35-10:35] [        ]
         Rodney Dangerfield; Damon Wayans; Bo Derek.
Nightline                                      [ABC 9:35-10:05] [        ]
Howard Stern                                   [E! 9:30-10pm  ] [        ]
         Howard's best of radio on television.
Rivera Live                                    [CNBC 10-11pm  ] [        ]
Talk Soup                                      [E! 10-10:30pm ] [        ]
Late Night With Conan O'Brien                  [NBC 10:35-11:3] [        ]
         Actor David Arquette.
Back Chat                                      [FX 10:30-11pm ] [        ]
The Late Late Show With Tom Snyder             [CBS 11:05-12:0] [        ]
         A rape victim.
World News Now                                 [ABC 11-4am    ] [        ]
Charles Grodin                                 [CNBC 11-12am  ] [        ]
The Gossip Show                                [E! 11-11:30pm ] [        ]
Later With Greg Kinnear                        [NBC 11:35-12:0] [        ]

===================  Crafts  Thu Mar-23 6-12mid  MST   ===================

Hometime/Establishing a New Lawn               [ABC 6-7pm     ] [Home and]
         Establishing a New Lawn.  Planting sod; fertilization.
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