AN INTERACTIVE COMEDY? --GIT OUTA HERE!

Glendale, CA -- No, really! At least one fairly reliable source has 
confirmed that United Pixtures released what is widely rumored to be  the
first, full-screen, feature-length interactive comedy, entitled  "Plumbers
Don't Wear Ties."

As it was released, a spokesperson for United Pixtures vehemently  denied
charges that the production was a cheap, exploitative media  event. He
preferred to call it a cheap, exploitative multimedia  event. 

The spokesperson went on to say the production has all the elements  of a
blockbuster: sex, greed, white-knuckle chases, shameful  propositions, a
nun, sex, some humor, true love, jaded love, taut  action, sex, a bad guy,
romance, spine-tingling suspense, a hero,  sex, damsels in distress,
martial arts fighting, a Hollywood ending - - and sex! One early reviewer
gave the production an enthusiastic two  thumbs down --and one finger up!

While declining to give away the Hollywood ending, the spokesperson  did
reveal that the plot centers around getting a plumber together  with a
daddy's girl. Players are scored by the moves they make in  their efforts
to unite this unlikely pair. A wrong move, he added,  could have
disastrous consequences for the potential lovers, not to  mention the
user.

Jeanne Basone plays Jane, the voluptuous daddy's girl, while Edward  J.
Foster is John, the plumber, who dreams of doing Jane's plumbing.  Paul
Bokor is Mark Thresher, the bad guy, who repeatedly and brazenly 
propositions Jane. Over a dozen actors appear in this comedic tour de 
force.

Not satisfied with the current state of PC video, Michael Anderson,  the
producer, created the "pixture," which he defines as a "rolling  series of
dramatic, full-screen bitmaps synched to music and  dialogue, which
imparts the look and feel of an actual movie." He  added that "people get
just as involved with the story as they would  with an actual movie."

As the pixture was released, controversy continued to swirl around  the
producer, who was involved in several altercations with members  of the
cast while on location, some of whom are planning to file  assault
charges. In addition, independent sources recently confirmed  that five
paternity suits have been filed against Anderson by  actresses who
interviewed for the lead female role.

This new low in computing is being distributed on CD-ROM. The  production
has a playing time of 105 minutes. It is not suitable for  children under
13 years of age. Suggested list price is $29.95. 

Title: Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.  

Specifications: Windows 3.1, 386/33 MHz, 2M Free RAM, EGA/VGA (256 
colors), CD-ROM (meeting MPC specs of 150 kbytes/second data exchange 
rate) and a Windows-compatible 8-bit stereo or 16-bit stereo sound  card.


For further information, contact United Pixtures, 1323 E. Broadway,  Ste
301, Glendale, CA 91205 (818)502-0211.

 ============================================================
 From the  'New Product Information'  Electronic News Service
 ============================================================
 This information was processed from data provided by the
 above mentioned company. For additional details, contact 
 the company at the address or telephone number indicated.
 OmniPage Pro is now used for converting all printed input! 
 ============================================================
 All submissions for this service should be addressed to:
 BAKER ENTERPRISES,  20 Ferro Dr,  Sewell, NJ  08080  U.S.A.
 Email: RBakerPC (AOL/Delphi), rbakerpc@delphi.com (Internet)
 ============================================================
