This is my 'ode to the great keyboard... I have a mouse, I have a Cyberman, 
and I still never use them while playing DOOM... I think mouse users are 
nothing but girls, afraid of a little down-and-dirty keyboard action... I am
the DOOM Deathmatch champion of my small town <Sandpoint, ID> [pop 10,000]... 
If you are new at DOOM, take it from me, watch my demo, and dont listen to 
all these wussycats and go buy a Cybieman. Wait for Virtual Reality. Until 
then, type, "Kreiger2" and watch my unrelenting skills. I have seen other cry-
girls' demos that use mice, and have compared them. The keyboard, I think is
smoother, maybe not as accurate, but you can think about a lot more shit while
the mousers are busy moving back and forth to their keyboard. You need all 
your functions right in front of your fingers. Not just 2 buttons, that wont 
get you nowhere! So take it from me, Kreiger Balisaak;DOOM master and qual-
ified keyboarder.



I dont really have a network address right now, even if I did I'd never 
remember it.
Chris Weatherwax, 666 Maple St, Map 14...


Remember, type "Kreiger2" <kreiger2.bat> to run my demo if youre stupid.

