Top Ten List
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Top 10 Things The Easter Bunny Does The Rest of the Year
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10. Multiply, multiply, multiply
 9. Remove dye from unused eggs, try to get refund at market
 8. Taunt, cajole, and bewilder Elmer Fudd             
 7. Tend to his marshmallow chicken farm 
 6. Hang out at the Playboy bunny club            
 5. Pick fights with San Diego Chicken                      
 4. Goes around telling kids that Santa Claus isn't real          
 3. Work on formula to render rabbit feet unlucky
 2. Consult Internet Oracle as to whether he's a Christian 
    or Pagan religious symbol
 1. Spend quality time with "longtime companion" The Tooth Fairy

