Top Ten List
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Top 10 Things Overheard at the First Continental Congress
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10. "I came for the liberty, but I'm staying for the beer & pretzels!!!"
 9. "Where's this wench, 'Happiness', that I'm guaranteed the right to pursue?"
 8. "King George is a weinie."
 7. "Pass the cream cheese."
 6. "Let's call it the Paul... no... the Frank... no... the *BILL* of Rights."
 5. "Would you like fries with that?"
 4. "Do you really think that arming bears is a good idea?"
 3. "A man is innocent until proven guilty, unless his name is O.J. Simpson."
 2. "C'mon, now everybody.  GROUP HUG!!!"
 1. "Hey, everybody, watch me turn George Washington into a mushroom!!!"


