Top Ten List
Copyright (c) 1993, Joe DeRouen  
All rights reserved


 Top Ten Best Christmas Gifts This Holiday Season                           
                    

 10. John Wayne Bobbit doll (some assembly may be required)
  9. For Collectors: Rare footage of Infomercial *Not* starring Cher!
  8. Ted Danson remake of "The Jazz Singer"                         
  7. Ross Perot CD (manufacturing error - skips and keeps      
     repeating the same thing over and over)
  6. Senator Robert Packwood's Guide to Gettin' The Babes
  5. Three words: Gifs, Gifs, Gifs!  
  4. Michael Jackson's Around-The-World Getaway tour 
     (Kids fly free!)
  3. Find Fabio kid's activity book 
  2. 28.8k Modem/Fax/food dehydrator (from Ronco)
  1. Beavis and Butthead's Book of Social Etiquette 
     (fire damage sale - 50% off)

